22 September, 2020

Blog

If Famous Movies Were Remade In Sri Lanka

By Gongalay Gotabanda

Gongalay Gotabanda

Gongalay Gotabanda

War & Peace would become, War is Election Victories.
The Passion of Christ would become, The War Passion of Mahinda.

Star Wars would become, Humanitarian Wars.

The Last of the Mohicans would become, The Last of the Tigers.

Lord of the Rings would become, Lord of the GREENS (Starring Ranil Wickramasinghe)

Slum Dog Millionaire would become, Four War Lord Millionaire Brothers.

Doctor Zhivago would become, Doctor Mervin Silva.

Cry Freedom would become, Cry Human Rights Abuses.

Mission Impossible would become, Free & Fair Elections is a Mission Impossible.

The Good, Bad & the Ugly would become, Ranil, Gotabaya & Bandula Gunewardene.

Kill Bill would become, Kill Lasantha.

Robin Hood & his Merry Men would become, Hambanthota Tsunami Hora & his Marayas.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would become, The Four Brothers of the Family Dictatorship.

Catch Me If You Can would become, Catch Lasantha’s Killers if you Can.

Treasure Island would become, Corrupt Island.

Enter the Dragon would become, Enter the No Fire Zone.

Austin Powers ‘Goldmember’ would become, Mervin Silva ‘Member of Parliament.’

David Copperfield would become, David Milliband.

The Three Musketeers would become, The Four Rajapaksas’.

Gangs of New York would become, Gota’s White Van Gangs.

The Greatest Story Ever Told would become, The Tallest Stories Ever Told. (Starring Keheliya Rambukwella & Brigadier Udaya Nanayakara.

Raging Bull would become, Raging BULLY. (Starring Mervin Silva)

The Mummy would become, The DUMMY. (Starring R. Duminda Silva)

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest would become, One Dropped Cluster Bombs on the NO FIRE ZONE.

No Retreat, No Surrender would become, No 13th Amendment, No Devolution of Power.

The Great Train Robbery would become, The Great Helping Hambanthota Tsunami Aid Robbery.

The Killing Fields would become, The Killing Fields of the NO FIRE ZONE.

Rasputin the Mad Monk would become, Gnanasara the Mad Racist Monk.

The Guns of Navarone would become, The Guns of Nandikadaal.

Dirty Harry would become, Dirty Harry Jayawardene.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon would become, The Creature from the Diya wenna Oya. (Starring Mervin Silva)

A Fist Full of Dollars would become, A Fist Full of Chinese Yuan.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers would become, Invasion of the International Conspirators.

Conan the Barbarian would become, Gota the Vegetarian.

Born Free would become, Born in Manik Farm.

Missing in Action would become, Zero Casualties.

Kill Bill 2 would become, Kill Journalists.

ET would become, KP (starring Kevin Petersen).

Print Friendly, PDF & Email

Latest comments

  • 3
    1

    This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn’t abide by our Comment policy.For more detail see our Comment policy https://www.colombotelegraph.com/index.php/comments-policy-2/

  • 4
    1

    THE DINGBAT STRIKES AGAIN !

  • 0
    0

    FAME would become FRAME FONSEKA

    and possibly in the future :

    Kill them all and come back alone would be GOTA !

Leave A Comment

Comments should not exceed 200 words. Embedding external links and writing in capital letters are discouraged. Commenting is automatically disabled after 7 days and approval may take up to 24 hours. Please read our Comments Policy for further details. Your email address will not be published.