By Gongalay Gotabanda –

Gongalay Gotabanda

War & Peace would become, War is Election Victories.
The Passion of Christ would become, The War Passion of Mahinda.

Star Wars would become, Humanitarian Wars.

The Last of the Mohicans would become, The Last of the Tigers.

Lord of the Rings would become, Lord of the GREENS (Starring Ranil Wickramasinghe)

Slum Dog Millionaire would become, Four War Lord Millionaire Brothers.

Doctor Zhivago would become, Doctor Mervin Silva.

Cry Freedom would become, Cry Human Rights Abuses.

Mission Impossible would become, Free & Fair Elections is a Mission Impossible.

The Good, Bad & the Ugly would become, Ranil, Gotabaya & Bandula Gunewardene.

Kill Bill would become, Kill Lasantha.

Robin Hood & his Merry Men would become, Hambanthota Tsunami Hora & his Marayas.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would become, The Four Brothers of the Family Dictatorship.

Catch Me If You Can would become, Catch Lasantha’s Killers if you Can.

Treasure Island would become, Corrupt Island.

Enter the Dragon would become, Enter the No Fire Zone.

Austin Powers ‘Goldmember’ would become, Mervin Silva ‘Member of Parliament.’

David Copperfield would become, David Milliband.

The Three Musketeers would become, The Four Rajapaksas’.

Gangs of New York would become, Gota’s White Van Gangs.

The Greatest Story Ever Told would become, The Tallest Stories Ever Told. (Starring Keheliya Rambukwella & Brigadier Udaya Nanayakara.

Raging Bull would become, Raging BULLY. (Starring Mervin Silva)

The Mummy would become, The DUMMY. (Starring R. Duminda Silva)

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest would become, One Dropped Cluster Bombs on the NO FIRE ZONE.

No Retreat, No Surrender would become, No 13^th Amendment, No Devolution of Power.

The Great Train Robbery would become, The Great Helping Hambanthota Tsunami Aid Robbery.

The Killing Fields would become, The Killing Fields of the NO FIRE ZONE.

Rasputin the Mad Monk would become, Gnanasara the Mad Racist Monk.

The Guns of Navarone would become, The Guns of Nandikadaal.

Dirty Harry would become, Dirty Harry Jayawardene.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon would become, The Creature from the Diya wenna Oya. (Starring Mervin Silva)

A Fist Full of Dollars would become, A Fist Full of Chinese Yuan.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers would become, Invasion of the International Conspirators.

Conan the Barbarian would become, Gota the Vegetarian.

Born Free would become, Born in Manik Farm.

Missing in Action would become, Zero Casualties.

Kill Bill 2 would become, Kill Journalists.

ET would become, KP (starring Kevin Petersen).