{"id":155262,"date":"2016-01-03T00:01:24","date_gmt":"2016-01-02T18:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.colombotelegraph.com\/?p=155262"},"modified":"2016-01-07T15:42:16","modified_gmt":"2016-01-07T10:12:16","slug":"new-year-resolutions-that-i-shall-not-keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colombotelegraph.com\/index.php\/new-year-resolutions-that-i-shall-not-keep\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year Resolutions That I Shall NOT Keep"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Kumar David<\/span><\/a> –<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Prof.<\/a>

Prof. Kumar David<\/p><\/div>\n

Unborn tomorrow, dead yesterday: Why fret about these if today be sweet – New Year resolutions that I shall NOT keep<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Most of you, born to the world with sourpuss minds, make solemn New Year resolutions and strive to realise them for a week or two till your crass hypocrisy is bared. Me, I am above all that; here are my five New Year resolutions and I solemnly pledge NOT to live up to any of them.<\/p>\n

I shall drown myself in less whisky and vintage reds than in previous years \u2013 which was enough to float a small ship anyway.
\nI shall desist from cussing and swearing at the Rajapaksas in 2016.
\nI shall cease to seize every opportunity to slip in a reference to Marx.
\nI shall consume less red meat and fatty cholesterol laden nutrients.
\nI shall refrain from ogling rotund rumps and luscious limbs as they glide by.<\/p>\n

There, that\u2019s off my chest and it will reassure friends that I shall be as obnoxious in 2016 as before; they will likewise requite in kind.<\/p>\n

Who shall I select as the first victim of my 2016 cussing and swearing? Gallant Prof. Carlo Fonseka is a gracious target and he has earned it with his 20 December panegyric to Tissa Vitarana (\u201cThe Road Ahead for Sri Lanka in a World in Crisis: Celebrating the 80th Anniversary of the LSSP\u201d). This is mean! He speaks so well, certainly better than I deserve, when remarking on my etchings. There was a time when I too held Dr. Carlo in high esteem; a strong and rational number-two to the legendary Abraham Kovoor. But sadly we all decay; thankfully perpetual pickling in single-malt has spared my brain extreme decomposition. Prof. Carlo should not miss out on this pharmacological marvel.<\/p>\n

A ghoulish story on decomposition for the festive season. If you go to Vienna, visit Beethoven\u2019s grave at midnight. You will hear the Moonlight Sonata eerily rendered backwards. In trepidation summon the sacristan who will explain: \u201cBeethoven is decomposing beneath your feet\u201d. Ha haa! No, not funny? Ok sorry. But Prof. Carlo salutation places Vitarana\u2019s diatribe on the same pedestal as Marx and Engel\u2019s Communist Manifesto; no kidding it does! Scholarly journal \u2018History Today\u2019 says the Manifesto is \u201cOne of the most important publications in modern world history\u201d, to Eric Hobsbawm it is a \u201cpolitical classic tout court\u201d and Professor Peter Osborne of Kingston University finds it \u201cthe single most influential text written in the nineteenth century\u201d. So one wants to ask: \u2018Is our good professor feeling unwell?\u2019 but courtesy forbids personal questions.<\/p>\n

I have no complaint when he reproduces Vitrara\u2019s eighteen platitudes (\u201cSri Lanka should remain an independent sovereign state\u201d, \u201cSri Lanka should at all times be as democratic as possible\u201d (sic), \u201cSri Lanka should ensure the independence of the judiciary and expedite the dispensation of justice\u201d; phew, there is no injunction that \u2018In Sri Lanka, the sun should at all times rise in the east!\u2019). Platitudes, as self-evident clich\u00e9s, are true, so it\u2019s ok to bring Vitrana\u2019s wish list to notice. But the point is, shouldn\u2019t an erudite commentator critically appraise the record of the LSSP\u2019s Vitarana-wing and examine the internal state of the party? On these points the eminent professor is silent.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s the reality? The LSSP of the Dead Left is now, after the January and August 2015, a Dead & Buried Left without a parliamentarian. It is an object of derision in society and ridicule in the working class; ignored even by the Mahinda gang. The calamity in the party is epitomised by this: For the first time in 80 years there is not one person in the official faction who can be called an intellectual. Vijaya Kumar, Jayampathi, Lal Wijenayake and Keerithi Kariyawasem are in the Majority Faction that Vitarana expelled (or suspended). His rump has lost the working class too; union leaders Jagath and T.C. Rashideen have been expelled so has youth leader Chameera. Can anyone name one person apart from Vitarana who is known in the public domain? My case today is not who is right between Vitarana\u2019s rump and the Majority Faction, but that Prof Carlo piece is empty. Was it drafted on a shaman\u2019s ride departing Platform 9 \u00be on the Hogwash Express?<\/p>\n

Ranil in the middle<\/strong><\/p>\n

I have previously described this as a centre-right government and implied that the PM is more right than centre. What an inane song and dance he makes of that Bonapartist ogre, his benighted uncle Dickie! But the deal he struck last month with the trade unions to avert a strike shifts him to the centre. I do not proclaim he has undergone political epiphany; it is just that once you start on a road, momentum builds. The business classes and IMFish types do not approve of the \u201ccapitulation\u201d; the danger they see is that if the bridges RW is building hold up, he will drift to a centrist position between business and labour. The class dynamics of this government are still evolving and year 2016 will give insight into whether RW will mutate into a centrist. If he positions himself cleverly it will also help the state beat to back the inevitable chauvinist backlash when investigations of human rights violations and war crimes, demanded by the UNHRC, get underway.<\/p>\n

We need to thank pro-Rajapaksa trouble makers in the trade unions for the favour. These agitators were milling for a fight (within four months of election) with the new government. They were upset when union leaders cut a deal with the PM; \u201ctraitors\u201d was an epithet I was privy to in circulated e-mails. Fear that these forces would create instability was a prime factor in pushing RW into a deal. Some are born to the political centre, others find themselves pushed there! Neoliberal economics is dead, globally; the choice before Lanka, India and for that matter Europe is between the centre-left and the far-right. As for conventional liberalism\u2019s role as a political force, its time-out.<\/p>\n

Jihadism versus capitalism-liberalism<\/strong><\/p>\n

The great global morass of 2016 is the moral contest between jihadist theology and old liberal values, that\u2019s one perspective; or the conflict between the ferment of the dispossessed and the economics of haut-capitalism, that\u2019s the deeper angle. The BBC\u2019s Lcye Doucet writes from Syria: \u201cSyrian civilians are living a life worse than death\u201d. This year will be decisive for the way in which these chips fall. Some things are self-evident: (a) bombing will not inflict lasting defeat on ISIS and may push the pendulum the other way, (b) regional states and tribes will not provide ground troops in adequate numbers or quality, (c) the West is reluctant to commit ground troops but if forced, it will be trapped in a quagmire and (d) terrorism will persist in Europe and America \u2013 the security apparatus cannot prevent it altogether.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s only a paragraph break, let me continue: (e) anti-Muslim sentiments will swell in the US and Europe especially as the wave of refugees and migrants (many of them economic migrants) from Africa and the Middle East runs up to, say ten million, before peaking, (f) regional immersion is sizzling with Iran and Saudi Arabia calling the shots in Iraq-Syria and Yemen, respectively, (g) a settlement to be doable must get an ok from America and Russia, and to round it off, (h) Turkey is determined to crush the breadth out of Kurdish autonomy. Am I absurdly pessimistic? I hope so; if others have a sunnier outlook let\u2019s hear it. Does anyone say that without total rebuilding and the abolition of misery and poverty the incendiary condition in the Middle East can end? Does anyone imagine that one part of the world can go up in flames whilst the rest carries on happily?<\/p>\n

The Algerian catastrophe did not end till there was near revolution abolishing the Fourth Republic ushering in the Fifth and de Gaulle\u2019s Bonapartism was in place. For the war in Vietnam to end it took the assassination of a president (opinion is that Kennedy was eliminated because he intended to wind down the war) and another president forced to renounce his option for a second term. Watershed changes of such magnitude cannot happen till the character of the metropolitan host is reformed and the state altered. We are at a similar watershed; overturn of thought and state in some leading global participant nations of the West is a sine qua non that will have to precede pacification of the Middle Eastern imbroglio.<\/p>\n

In respect of such transformations we see a striking dichotomy in Europe; either a sharp shift to the left or a surge to the extreme right. The former is exemplified by Syriza in Greece, Corbyn as Labour leader in the UK and recently the spectacular performance of Podemos in the 20 December Spanish elections; and the latter in France, Denmark, Holland and Austria. Eastern Europe is primitive and a dead loss since the memory of Stalinism is still fresh. Nowhere do we see a left surge and a right surge at the same time; hmm, something to think about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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