6 July, 2022

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Rajapaksas Are My Gods

By Jagath Asoka

Dr. Jagath Asoka

Dr. Jagath Asoka

My sweet Gods, hhm my hordes, I really want to see you Goads; I really want to love you my hordes, but it took so long my hordes, Halleluiah, Mage Mamas, Mage Horas (a Hymn by Asarana Dr.  J. H. U. Gay Wimal Gammanpila)

Dr. Mahinda and Gotabaya Rajapaksa are my Gods. Yesterday, I converted my house into Rajapaksa-Temple-Shrine: I burnt all my books, threw all my statues of gods and goddess, built two statues of Mahinda and Gotabaya in front of an eternal flame, and started looking at them, with adoration, without blinking my eyes; I do not eat, sleep, or make love because I am in love with my Gods, transfixed with absolute fear and adoration.

So all you idiots out there, stop blaming my Gods and start worshipping them, 10 times a day, because five is not enough; turn your heads towards their Rajapaksa-Temple-Shrine and pray! You must worship their entire family because they are the Pantheon of Gods in this universe; why are you blaming my Gods for everything that has happened since this universe was—some 15 billion years ago—created by them with a Big Ban. My Gods, I am going to visit Sri Lanka soon, please permit me to take a photograph with you, because I want the entire world to know that you are my Gods. With this picture in my hand I can rule this world. I want to make 7 billion copies of your photo—both of you together in it—and distribute it to every single citizen on this planet earth; if necessary I will send them to other planets as well, so that  they can pray to both of you 10 times a day; all the temples, churches, synagogues, mosques, and kovils must get a copy so that people can worship you, along with their other gods; Muslims and Jews will obey, too,  even though it is a sacrilege to worship pictures in mosques and synagogues.

I am the first one to build this Temple-Shrine for Rajapaksa, not CUDU DHUMINDA. Your temple has no doors and windows; always open for public. You crazy Sri Lankans from all over the world, visit Rajapaksa Temple-Shrine in Newtown, PA, USA; if you do not have money, do not worry Mihin Lanka is giving free tickets, liquor, and even prostitutes during your plight; they will build a new airport tomorrow in Newtown and provide Mercedes Benz cars, food, liquor, sex with unlimited amount of women of all races, and Viagra, if you cannot get an erection. China is providing funds for this project; this is not another Chinese loan that we will not be able to pay back with prostitution; this is a gift from China, not a bribe.  If you want to visit the Rajapaksa Shrine, please send a money order to the following email address: theognostic@gmail.com. If you want to bring cash, please bring it with you and give it to my son before you enter. We accept all currencies. If you do not have money, please do not worry. Chinese-Rajapaksa-Fund will give it to you; just worship them every day, at least ten times a day for a week to see magical results; you, your children, siblings, relative, and friends will never have to work anymore if you worship my gods. If you have any enemies, just let my gods know, and they will make them disappear without a trace just by mentioning your enemies’ names. CIA, KGB, FBI, and MI5 work for my Gods.

My Gods, I am not like your slave CUDU DHUMINDA, who killed your faithful servant Bharathalakshman JOB; I have built a Shrine dedicated only to you; this temple will never be destroyed like the one in Jerusalem because both of you reside in this Temple-Shrine forever. My gay American Muslim neighbor Mervin Stupid Silva who lives with his gay partner Dr. J. H. U. Wimal Gammanpila (he has a PhD from Johns Hopkins University) wrote these hymns for you, which they sing ten times a day over the TV (brand name: ITNRupavahini) which I have kept in front of your statues. Thank you my gay-Muslim-lover Mervin and Gay Gammanpila; I do not have to sing your songs; thank you for singing it for me. Oh, I almost forgot: my other next door lesbian neighbor Dilkha Pottamali who is a fake anchor for 360 CNNDERAN program, but she once beat the hell out of my ex-pros friend Paba Rajapaksa, who has become a Passa-pros now.

Mervin’s hymn: I am your one-and-only-one; I am your ever-loving-one; I am your-one-and-only Lanka Lamisssi

Ethakota don’t say palayan I am your Gamay Gas Goyan; I am your-one-and-only Lanka Lamisssi

Sweet Rajas, come to me; I am your-one-and-only Lanka Lamisssi

Ethakota don’t say palayan I am your Gamay Gas Goyan; I am your-one-and-only Lanka Lamisssi

One more thing my Gods; there is a big mouth money launderer called Harsha Maddog De Silva who talks about my Lords’ Ponzi schemes; and an unctuous Muslim-Christian monk called Kiribathgoda maduluwawe Ganannada sobitha who talk about changing your Ten Commandments; please just utter their names to make them disappear because they are my enemies, and I truly abhor them. Do you think people will start worshipping the Ex-Mother-Goddess Vijaya-Chandrika? Your retinues—Nil Wickramasinge, AwaJith Kamakemadasa, and the rest I cannot remember, so please visit http://www.parliament.lk/ for their real names—are just sleeping and farting my Gods.

Here it is:

My Real Name is Panangadan Krishnan Jagath Asoka; I am also known as Jay Asoka, Jagath Asoka, Jay Panangada, and Jagath Panangadan. Bhante Rathnadeera and Eshanthi are my clones. So far I have only two clones because my lab exploded last night, but I am going to fix it and make 23 million clones of myself because I want all of you to see my picture everywhere you look, even in your dreams. On my US passport I am Jagath Panangadan, and I am not a Sri Lankan citizen anymore because Mr. Mahinda Ponna Samarasinghe and Dr. Ulama Ponna Peretha Peris would not approve it. I want to keep my Sri Lankan citizenship because I really hate Sri Lanka. I will give you a hundred-thousand US dollars if you can get my citizenship on Yesterday, not tomorrow. Please sent me an email, if you can, and I will provide it in this article; just stop reading my babble and look for it.

I was born in Modera, Colombo-15, during Sinhala-Tamil clashes in 1958; my father had to hide because people thought he was a Tamil; so my Sinhala- bigoted grandmother walked with my mother to the Modera maternity clinic, because there was a curfew on the night—Friday the 13th—I was born; My mother told this story on my birthday, every year, until she joined the Buddha in 2009.

My father was from Kerala, India: he came to Sri Lanka when he was just thirteen with a family friend, just a penniless orphan; my father was a kallathoni; my mother Edirisooriya Maddumage Nandawahi was from Matara, Sri Lanka. My mother had annoyed my father daily until he bought a house in Inner Flower Road. It took him sixteen years. You know the rest of the story.

My father Panangadan Raman Krishnan joined his Father Vishnu in 1978 when I was a freshman at Kharkov State University; he was an astute businessman and a polyglot; I did not inherit his business acumen or language skills; he spoke the Sinhala Language like Jarapassass. I lived in Modera until I was ten; I spent most of my childhood at the church and the Hindu and Buddhist Temples in Modera. I received my first education from the nuns who were at this Church. Later, I went to Prince College, Kotahena; after a week, they put me in grade two; I was still bored because I had no interest in what they taught me; so I would imagine things just to entertain myself; I got into trouble because I was not listening to my teaches, but I was the first in my class. Later, I studied at Mahanama where I earned a grade-seven scholarship. I earned it because of Mrs. Vimala Nissanka. Then I went to Nalanda, even though I lived down Inner Flower Road, just a five-minute walk from Royal College. Dr. Ranjani De Silva taught me Organic Chemistry at Nalanda, the easiest subject for me because I did not have to spend time leaning it. Of course, all my teachers were caring and loving like Mrs. Vimala and Dr. Ranjani. My teachers dropped Panangadan Krishnan from my name because they thought I would never enter our medical colleges in Sri Lanka; but I did not change my name; I sat for GCE/ AL as Panangadan Krishna Jagath Asoka in 1977; I was on the list to go to medical school because I found it out from Mr. P. B. Ratnayake, who was my neighbor; then the government changed, and I was dropped from the list; I never wanted to study in Russia or study chemistry, but I did it just to satisfy my mother; my father had become a rich-communist, but he did not want me to study in Russia; my mother won simply because I obeyed her. Once she saved my life, because I was about to kill someone for using profanity to insult her; I learned Buddhism from her; she was and is my Buddha; my father was and is my God. But the Buddha always wins as it always should be. Even I had the best results among all the high school graduates who went to Russia in 1977, I was not given a chance to peruse my dream because the two scholarships that were given for medicine that year were given to others because they had good-luck and influence, and I did not. Later, my family took a different name, and I officially changed it for them because I wanted them to be alive in Sri Lanka; I did not want to change my name even when I taught at Kelaniya and Ruhuna universities; I never carried an ID in Sri Lanka. When the police stopped me at check points, I gave a name of one of my Sinhalese friends. Since I spoke Sinhala like any other Sinhalese and drove a car, I never had any trouble. I kept my name and gave it to my son Rocco because when my mother had suggested to my father of changing our names, he had cried; never said a word against her decision because my mother and father wanted us to be alive in Sri Lanka. Rocco is beautiful like his Italian mother. They are just one person in two different bodies; I tease them because of my ennui (I love dictionaries just like all of you).

I am not a writer; just a schizophrenic, naked megalomaniac who wants attention. I am jobless but I need around ten thousand dollars minimum, a month, to live this puny life here in the US, so my rich Uncle Sam supports me. But he also tempts me like he tempted the Buddha and God; He says, “I want You! You are so good, so join us, and I will protect you from any harm and make you super rich; you will be omnipotent and omniscient. We know all about you, and you will never be like our own Snowden son Edward; you are our adopted profligate son. I said to my uncle, “I am not your son, just an orphan like my father. Please do not tease and tempt me! Please leave me alone because I am busy with my son, and I just want to play tennis. That is all I want; I do not need you, just your money. My Russian, German, British, and other international and American rich and powerful Uncles are not bothering me. My Russian Uncle did once when I was in Ukraine, but he failed because I bribed him. He recently contacted me and said, “Please visit your Alma Mater, because she misses you.” To all my Uncles, I have said very politely, “I love all of you equally, and I do not favor any one; but if I decide to serve, I can serve only one Uncle—my dear Uncle Sam—because I am not a polytheist. One of my uncles was listening to our conversation, an idiot with a demented soul; his name is Stupid Jim Small Dick; once Softly said to me, because I always ignore him, “Go and learn the difference between an atheist and a polytheist!” I said to him, “I am like my father and my mother, a devout Hindu-Buddhist, but I am calling myself an omnireligiophile just to piss you off.”

I do not have a Ph.D. I just made it up because I wanted my students at Monmouth University to call me Dr. Jay Asoka, and I just wanted people to think that I am really smart. I am just a stupid theognostic.

My first Marriage:

When I asked permission to marry a beautiful, kind, Sinhala-Buddhist doctor whom I loved and had known for seven years, during this process, her father once said to me ”You fucking Tamil Bastard.” My response was, “Insult my parents with every word that you know, and I will listen to you until you are done with your hatred.” He dropped the phone immediately, and we never spoke again even though we saw each other at his house, with his daughter as my wife, just before I left Sri Lanka.  All my friends and colleagues know about my parents and my background; once a Sinhala Buddhist who studied with me said, “You belong to the lowest caste in Sri Lanka, lower than the pariahs in India because your father is a Tamil-Hindu and your mother is a Sinhala-Buddhist.” My father was a Malayali, known as “Kochchi” in Sri Lanka because Kochi is a major city in Kerala.

My Last Wish: My father was a Hindu, mother a Buddhist, and my son a Catholic. I want my son to marry a Tamil-Muslim and raise my grandchildren as Jews.

My Dream Job: To Obtain a Second-rate Desperate Ambassadorship to marry Navi Pillay in Geneva, hopefully this March.

My Best Friend: Linda Seneviratne, the Laptop Licking she-male Journalist.

Well, this is not the full picture, but Enough is Enough! Allthingsmustendbye!

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    If you move the O after the D and move the G after the O you will get the right answer

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      Mahinda is the ONE God and Goatabaya is his prophet! :)

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        Do you mean Rajapaksas are my DOGS? Good One!

        Is Gota Rajapaksa aka. Caligula – the Mad as a hatter Roman Emperor who made his horse a Senator in debauched Rome a MAD DOG? He is planning to make his puppy dog a MEMBER OF the Diyaweena PARLIAMENT of corrupt morons…
        Right now mad God, Goon Gota (MGGG), is in far off Brazil signing a Defense Agreement! For what pray tell, when India and China are so near with piles of arms?! MGGG is wasting more funds that Sri lanka does not have on militarization to “fight windmills”! He is a mad and should be PUT DOWN!
        Remember Gota flew in this puppy dog on a Sri Lanka Airlines plane that was diverted and when Fredrica Janz of the Sunday Leader asked about it she was run out of town..
        Next his pet sharks will be members of the JARAPASSA’s CABINET OF CORRUPT CLOWNS!

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        Asoka,
        I guessed from beginning, you were not a Sinhalese or Buddhist but with a borrowed name clown Asoka, you just only proved it now.

        Your writing say your hatred towards Lanka, Sinhala & buddhists & it has a reason, u r a half Tamil, Cochchi.

        So my guess was right.Just bash Sinhalese , Busshists & Lanka,til cows come home, Cheers!!!

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      Just one word to all that naive, shameful, cesspool rot…BULLSHIT~~~

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      Another Einstein on the horizon?

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    Cool runnings, great stuff, way to go Dude Jagath!

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      The Comic, tragic and ironic! Thanks JA – thought of Borges on the UNICORN

      “The unicorn, because of its own anomaly, will pass unnoticed.”
      Jorge Luis Borges, in “The Modesty of History” in Other Inquisitions (1952).

      You will enjoy “Other Inquisitions” if you have not already…

      tho’ afraid all this is way above the heads of most of the Sinhalaya Modayas…

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        Hilarious – best way to educate the Sinhalaya modaya!

        Mervin’s song is brilliant.

        Dr J, you must or we must collaborate on doing a Comic rendition website of the parliament and Cabinet of uneducated corrupt clowns and morons of the Diyawenna oya in the image of SPITTING IMAGE..

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      Hi Dude, call me; we need to Talk. I left a message a month ago.

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    Dr. Jagath Asoka,

    Hats off to you, you have the spirit of a true human being. You know the world is full of racists. I used to think you are a Sinhalese, but I know the truth now.

    Your name already has it: Jagath which means this world, so you are a world citizen, as the great philosopher of cynicism, Diogenes used to call himself.

    I, as a Tamil can only feel from my side, while you have the privilege of being neutral,impartial and objective in your views.

    There is nobody better than you to tell the countrymen of your birthplace how to behave like citizens in a civilized world!

    Would they listen?

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      I too want to worship Mahinda for worshiping the tarmac of BIA on 9 May 2009 without slipping and falling in front of the beautiful Sri Lankan hostesses. I will do somersaulting or acrobatic prayers if Mahinda comes for a Gin and Tonic exchange in the Mullivaykal.

      Gota of course needs not be worshiped. He has already earned enough eternal sins by his own actions and I do not want those sins to haunt me in this life and follow me to the next.

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    Is this guy gone loony? Call the ambulance!

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      NO, but just look in the Mirror and you’ll get your answer, MEDUSSA !

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      “I am not a writer; just a schizophrenic, naked megalomaniac who wants attention.” (Dr. JA)

      Schizophrenia is a chronic condition, requiring lifelong treatment. America is full of schizophrenics but why America imports them in large numbers from other countries, specially from Sri Lanka, is a big question. Would be interesting to find out whether his students of Kelaniya and Ruhuna Universities graduated and if so how they are now.

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    This guy Jagasoka ought to be a franchised pseudonym available to many anti sri lankan clowns…

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    What a disgusting writing!

    Tamils are so uncivilized!

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    I would recommend 2 courses of action.

    Landmark education is non-for profit and good for most people. Over 200,000 pass out their courses each month around the globe. How can it help? well, it gives you the space to find a single bad experience that defines your entire life. You subconsciously live it without ever realizing.

    For example, a wall collapses on a 10 year old girl playing alone in the backyard. She is trapped there for hours. That day she She thinks to herself she is always alone and helpless. After 40 years of living a life of a virtual recluse at landmark she experiences a total transformation.

    http://landmarkeducation.com/

    The other one is free. Its run by Mr. Goenka – a Hindu. Its a 10 day Vipassana meditation boot camp. You only pay if you can. This is very popular among westerners too. They have branches all over the world. You can book on their website here.

    http://dhamma.org

    cheers

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      Foty years of virtual recluse to get over a trauma of “trapped by a falling wall”.

      My dear Vibushana you dont have a hell of chance to get transformed in this birth.

      You have two course of action too

      (a)Join Gota’s Rahbitilation

      (b)Look your self in the mirror every morning not to check your make up, but ask whyat is the make up covering?

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    wow that was quite a ride! what a rant!! disorienting and entertaining at the same time ;P

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    Dear Dr. Jagath Asoka,

    Congratulations on an absolutely brilliant piece.

    Sharmini Serasinghe

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      Sharmini:

      was this facetious or am I missing something profound? I am as confused as Adam was on Mother’s day.

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        It is just because current article seems tobe a mixture of all. Me too, I thought it is an irony then again to read about his pvt life in it make me in the end very confused. Anyway, it is not favourable anyone to reveal more about own life specially unknown ones.

        And we alls should be careful when travelling to home country. Gotabaya is revengeful, malevolent, poisonous person. All these hw has proved during last few years. So is MR. Their behaviours are more comparable with that of North korean leader of present day than any other leaders on the planet. Not proved yet, those collected fray dogs were killed out fully… if not, may also be thinkable that Rajapakshes train those rabid dogs to use later- for the very same purpose as their colleague in North korea has done few weeks ago.

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          I keep saying this. Add up the number of sri lankan citizens – women children, tamil, sinhala,muslim lay , clergy , civilian, military , you name it- killed and maimed from about 1980 to May 2009 period. Then add up the number killed and maimed from June 2009 to date. The ratio of these two numbers – be it 1,000 to 1 or 10,000 to 1, is an measure of how safe and secure place sri Lanka has become due to the leadership shown by so called revengeful, malevolent, poisonous persons. If that is revenge, melavolance or poison, I, like many peace loving sri lankans, will have have more of it any time, any day…

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        Samuel, these two people are saying that we Sri Lankans should stop being frogs in the well and change our way of looking at people around us. JA’s mom was Sinhala and father from India. That is why he is Dr.JA mixing of gene pools. Not Mervin Silva or Namal Rajapaksa , fake doctors and Lawyers. Learn to be international citizens.

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      Are you real Sharmini? Or am I not grettig it? Frankly, I see only a nut case gone completely looney on a full moon day.

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        May be; surely not fully.

        Anyway the message should be clear to all – Rajapakshes ruin our nation.

        I call our nation here, but they are made accountable for the current misery.

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      Congratulations Sharmini! Now both of you can go together, without any others help and get treatment. Do you know how to take a bus to Angoda?

      Thanks!

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      S.S.

      I hope this is not the Sharmini Serasinghe who writes the sophomoric, racist put-downs of Sri Lankan Buddhists. This is way too low even for her. Otherwise, it beats me how can someone who is clutching the straw of political correctness to stay afloat gobble up an asinine homophobic rant like this?

      I feel sorry for Dr. Jagath Asoka. It seems to me this poor man, after instigating speculation about his mental health status by publicly losing control of his verbal diarrhea, is now desperately trying to salvage it by taking cheap shots at one of the most vulnerable segments of our population, the gay lesbian and transsexual people. I don’t have to say this is totally unacceptable. Sharmini yaps so much about human rights. Isn’t this a violation of human rights? Isn’t homophobia regarded as a hate crime punishable under the law in many of the countries that she slavishly worships?

      In this disparaging of homosexual and transsexual people, Sharmini Serasinghe and her accomplices are no different from the bigots and fundamentalists among the Sinhala-Buddhists that they rightly condemn. Both these groups are a menace to pluralism and diversity in our society. That is why in my response to her latest rant I said she is like “Dr.Mervyn Silva performing brain surgery.”

      If it’s the real Sharmini Serasinghe who is endorsing this, then she is dragging a man who is already on the edge along with her into the hellhole meant for self-righteous scumbag creeps.

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    why don’t you invent a travelling prayer mat with a compass that will always point towards MR arse.

    You can sell it all who worhsip him and make millions of rupees?

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      Lol @ Rajash.

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        Thanks

        Technically it’s challenging. I have seen muslims at various Airport lounges with paryer mat and they are paraying towards Mecca.

        The challenge is mecca is a building and is still.
        MR is always on the move. I am sure if some one talks to him and explain to him of the massive following he has he may agree to avail himslef for an experiment.

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    Mr. Jagath Asoka…I don’t know what you’re on, but I’ll have two of it.

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    PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:

    ATTENTION EVERYBODY.

    REMAIN CALM. DO NOT PANIC. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

    THIS IS A TEST TO OBSERVE HOW HUMANS WOULD REACT TO A BLAST OF GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT, BUT TOTALLY MEANINGLESS WORDS IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT. UNFORTUNATELY THE LINGUIST ASSIGNED TO THE JOB DIED IN AN ACCIDENT JUST BEFORE HE COULD HAND IN HIS TEXT TO BE USED FOR THIS TEST. WE REALIZE THE TEXT THAT WE HAVE SUBSTITUTED IS FLAWED. WE HAD TO FIND ANOTHER EXPERT IN SHORT ORDER AND NOW WE REALIZE THAT THE PERSON WE FOUND IS AN ESCAPEE OF SOME SORT AND HE SEEMS TO HAVE EMITTED THE BLAST FROM THE WRONG END, AND AS A RESULT THE TEXT IS UNEXPECTEDLY MAKING SENSE THOUGH IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO. WE STILL DECIDED TO GO AHEAD WITH THE TEST AS AN ALTERNATE EXPERIMENT.

    SO PLEASE DO NOT PANIC. REMAIN CALM.

    WE REPEAT, THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

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    Hello Jagath,

    Your writing is profound and hilarious.

    “My Best Friend: Linda Seneviratne, the Laptop Licking she-male Journalist”. Waht an creativity to remove “ma” in malinda to make “she-male”

    LoL

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    These two Gods Money gods. You can worship these dogs 24 hours no body is going to stop you, how about the son the sex Dog.

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    Mr Jagath Ashoka!
    I tried to read your article but gave up after reading a few sentences as I felt it was nothing but nonsense.
    I have read the previous articles you had written to CT as they were interesting and thought provoking.
    Are you sick?
    Has something gone wrong?
    I really feel sorry for you.

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    This is quite the most ridiculous piece I’ve read on CT. The writer’s gone mad!

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    @JA, This one really eats the cake. I’ve always thought of you as a serious writer with some eloquence, to convey a message along the lines of food for thought. However in this, you seem to have virtually pulled all the stops in letting out a barrage of verbal diarrhea, and it gets worse as it goes on and on making it a long bore. Truly unworthy of a full read to the end. Why don’t you put your talent to better use by turning your focus on more serious issues affecting our country SL or the world at large, and stop this racial bragging. We are more intelligent than what you think.

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    My Best Friend: Linda Seneviratne, the Laptop Licking she-male Journalist.

    …ha ha ha as in Malinda Seneviratne. :)

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      It is just simple,if someone is honest to him/her, his/her reactions should be accordingly honest. How can this MS kind of writers feel themselves ?
      If this was seen among,uneducted rural masses, one could name them as just gulible and the reason are not questionable to anyone.

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      What I said in the above comment in Sinhala was that the doctor got mad and deserve some treatment.

      I though it was more eloquent in Sinhala.

      Thanks!

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    Jagath Asoka appears to suffer from an Italian sanniya.

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    As I said earlier, As I thought Jagath Asoka is also trying to belong to something.

    We Sinhala buddhists know we lived in Sinhala for generations.

    What does Jagath Asoka say. He has Malayali, Sinhala-south, Ukraine and USA connections.

    So, in that mayhem, buddhism and Rajapakses are two easy targets to express JAgath Asoka’s mental agony.

    IT is good JAGATH ASOKA, PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT COMES THROUGH INVESTIGATION OF YOU YOURSELF AND BY NOT CRITIZING DEGRADING OTHERS FOR NO REASON.

    THAT IS VERY BUDDHISTIC.

    NOW, I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT MENTAL AGONY MADE SHARMINI SERASINGHE TO BEHAVE THIS WAY.

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      Jim,

      Father Indian and Mother Matharan. So the Father appears to have come singing “Vande Matharam”.

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    JAGATH ASOKA:

    Please fair to yourself and Read and understand buddhism.

    IT is Indian too. Because, you are a Keralite.

    Buddhism is Time-less and is beautiful at the beginning, middle and at the end.

    YOu will understand a lot.

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    JAGATH ASOKA:

    Please fair to yourself and Read and understand buddhism.

    IT is Indian too. Because, you are a Keralite.

    Buddhism is Time-less and is beautiful at the beginning, middle and at the end.

    YOu will understand a lot.

    Read every religion and see whether other religions can you give you the same happiness that buddhism gives you.

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      Jim Softly

      Buddhism is Time-less and is beautiful at the beginning, middle and at the end

      shame the Sri Lanka Sinhala Buddhism..has been prostitutionalised by the politicians since indpendence for reason you and all of us know very well.

      The Sinhala masses doesnt know the pure Buddhism.

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        Rajash, Totally agree with you. Buddhism in Sri Lanka is mutating in to something nasty.

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      jim, I have  nothing against you, and never did. I like your comments, but I had to to wait until my final episode. My son and I  enjoyed every comment, including all of your  comments. We laughed when people said i am  a pedophile; If you ever meet me face to face you will understand me; I love teasing people and playing practical jokes jokes. Thank you for everything; I truly enjoyed the ride; and I am sure you did the same; we do not need to apologize to each other; neither one of us did anything wrong;  but it is unfair because I played my childhood game: heads I win; tales you lose; i kept giving clues, but no body noticed it because they were focused on other things. good luck to you; if you ever visit the US please let me know; I mean it sincerely; those who fought with me without knowing me are now my closest friends. That is the beauty of all these conflicts. I do not hate anybody; my past is my teacher; how can I ever get angry at people because when Jesus said, forgive them father, they do not know what they are doing; he knew what he was talking about. I have to move on to other things: so, take care of yourself and everyone you know. That was my last article to CT, and I chose you to convey my message. Thank you, I was just teasing you in my final article.; not only you, but everyone that I picked to mention. I wish people had said worse things about me.

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        Jagasoka,
        Those of us who knew throughout that you were a joker and a lunatic (and you confirmed this yourself in this episode) have nothing to feel sad or happy about this turn of events. To us it is just Dharma-tha or the way things are.

        I feel pity, though for those commentators who thought you were the reincarnated Einstein or some kind of messiah. You truly have taken them for a hell-of a long ride..

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          Oh. You sound to be just few steps away you attaining to Nirwana.
          How come ? what helped you to achieve it ?

          Entertain us with constructive arguments as to why you guys feel that the writer should be a joker ? He sounds to be different but more humourously he intends to pass the message. That is the difference. This he repeatedly articulated in his previous articles.

          Not only his but also the articles written by others on practising buddhism in the country did open the eyes of many. What have the Sanga been doing int he country today ? When I focus on SANGA- refered to many of them. Many of them, being in safron sarees/robes are continuing to manipulate the poor/gawky/vulnerable/guillible masses across the nations. They the poor would not see the danger of being caught by the skin head thugs, continue to do whatever being upon them since their capacities are grabed by false buddha-intoxications. Intoxication of mind is varied from person to person and depending on their capacities – their reaction could be different. Remembering the act of a monk that fired himself before the most sacred Dalada maligawa – people could feel the levels of intoxications that some could achieve.

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            Don’t take my word Don, just read the comments by many others about this man: punchisigho, don bandula, melisa de mel, the professional, fathima fakushima, dinky doc, samuel, yapa, punakku recycler, essie, marwan, thondaamaru, jim softy, kris, bo, javi, dr goebells… do you want me to go on?

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              As for practicing buddhism , just practise it to the best you can, don’t worry about others…as buddha said it is your personal experience which will lead you to salvation..

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              Don is right, but many of them with few exections you added (punchisigho, don bandula, melisa de mel, the professional, fathima fakushima, dinky doc, samuel, yapa, punakku recycler, essie, marwan, thondaamaru, jim softy, kris, bo, javi, dr goebells) are not considered as serious commentators; punchisincho is as we are questioning why JA would stop wrting to CT anymore. We dont need to mix Kenda and Ravula up, or not ?

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      what is this Happinness you are talking about SOFT Dick ?
      pls do tell, I’m ALL ears………..

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    After all we all are human.

    So, just give up this garbage of criticizing others. Instead criticize yourself and learn from it.

    buddhism says every thing.

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      But many on the forum would not feel that you belong to HUMAN CATEGORY :(

      I am afraid, that is but the truth.

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    Jagath, when I read the subject of your article, I nearly missed it because I thought it is a wastage of time reading it. But to tell you the truth, I enjoyed reading it in full because it has your life story. I appreciate your sincerity. My advice to you is not to live with the past or any anger. You can be a great journalist. You are familiar with Buddhism, Christianity and also various cultures including Italian, American and Russian. You have plenty of life experience to write great thought provoking and useful articles. If you have extra time explore Buddhist Philosophy further. You are sure to enjoy it. It is nice to know that you have been at Nalanda, when I was at Ananda at the same year as you.

    Good Luck, please continue to write. You keep us entertained at CT

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      I am not angry at all; when I started writing articles, CT asked me to write about myself, so I did it, not at the beginning but with my last article; I do not want any person to know me totally; I want to stay unpredictable. This is my last article to CT. I do not hate anyone or angry about anything, not at all; I am beyond all of that; since you were at Ananda, this is what our teachers taught us. I think I have done what they expected of me. Please continue your great work, I will definitely read, but I will not comment after this article; I am done with this project. That is why I chose Nalanda; one of the oldest Universities in India, our school is just a miniature branch of that great institute

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        Every beginning has an end. And every end is a new beginning. I am sure Jagath is up to a great assignment after giving up writing for CT. Within a short time Jagath became one of the most talked about writers in CT especially with regard to his style of writing and humor he provided.
        It looks like one of your siblings is a Buddhist Priest? (Bhante Ranadeera). That is the best direction you can go if you really need to find a meaning in life and by happy always.
        Wish you good luck again in all your endeavors.

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        JA@;

        Why is that ? This is not a good news at all.

        This project should go forward by strengthening the hands of all those who feel that Rajapakshes should go.

        Enough is enough – even more harm is being done so far to Rathuyatawala to Hikkaduwa buddhists and non-buddhist citizens, nothing SPECIAL seem to be seriously taken as steps on behalf of the grievances of the victimized ones. This means – they the rulers rather promote violent culture than protecting its people.

        Media should call for European style opinion polls across all walks of people represeting all levels. Not once several times. So that majority´s voice becoming aware to all across the nation.

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      One of his previous article he said he studied in Ananda, Better to direct this guy to Angoda

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        I don’t believe he mentioned Ananda

        Coooool fuckshit axis of evil,

        STOP DREAMING! (^‿◕)

        ENJOY THE MUSIC!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9svFND74k94 SINHALA

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LweA7NLPB0c SPANISH Baila Me

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          Dr Asoka has been infected by your weird writing virus and is now doing the same. Both of you buggers are crazy or completely sane….(^‿◕)….damn now I’m doing it.

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            Copyright blistering barnacles paul in the hole.

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    Buddha had said, it is the most difficult thing to investigate one self.

    It is easy to find people to blame instead of looking at ourselves.

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    The writer seems to have escaped from Angoda! Obviously the fellow has a chip on his shoulder.

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    So this is gibberish. It has already attracted 40 comments and if you look at a ratio of 1 :10 of those who read commenting…..what does that mean to all you SERIOUS commentators ?

    It’s all gibberish isn’t it ?

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    I am sure soon Shamini Serasinghe too will proclaim and reveal her root cause of suffering the same way.

    This is a good way of “Emotional Purging”.

    People get relieved after purging/putting off their hidden mental tortures/agonies stored in their minds. CT is doing a good service providing an opportunity to people like Jagath Ashoka and Shamini Serasinghe to purge some of their negative emotions and relieve themselves.

    This is also known as “Catharsis”. In rituals like Bali-Thovil this is the effect that causes patients to recover. Early Greek drma writers knew about this and used this concept to give some relief to their people. Sigmund Freud too has elaborated on the same concept.

    CT is pioneering and exploring another aspect of journalism, as a relieving ground for mentally ills. A noble attempt.

    Thanks!

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      Gobbledygook! Everyone’s adversary speaks nonsense!

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      This you feel since you should have very low level IQ. Else, I DONT KNOW HOW ONE COULD DISGRACE HER ARTICLES: HER ARTICLES ARE BASED ON FACTS: MAHAWAMSA HAS BEEN BEEN UPDATED SINCE 6th CE; I have no idea why that stay in that state even if we have numerous senior professionals work for regligious affairs in the country for the several decades since then. Mahannama thero to draft the version in that way, one hand is a good thing. BUt entire Sanga to abuse it in the years since then is the worst part of it. However, today, if one would work on the completion, they should have more sources than Mahanama thero´s days.

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        My IO level is higher than yours alt least that I know for sure.

        Thanks!

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