12 August, 2022

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Ranil Wickremesinghe: A Pimp Without A Country

By Jagath Asoka

Dr. Jagath Asoka

Those who elected Gota got their biggest punishment: Ranil became their president. Both God and karma work in a very mysterious way. God gave Gota a chance to atone and become a great leader; Gota was incapable of greatness because greatness is anathema to Rajapaksas.

Ranil is not a king but a political pimp who pimps for Rajapaksas. Those who pimp for Ranil—both men and women, who called themselves lions and lionesses of Sri Lanka—are fanatical ponces because they lack courage to call Ranil a political pimp.

Ranil had briefed diplomats on the military operations conducted to clear the protestors from the Presidential Secretariat area and had asked some of the diplomats if protestors could illegally occupy the President’s Office in their own countries. My answer to Mr. Political Pimp—from now on I am just going to say Mr. Pimp for brevity—if leaders of the western countries had bankrupted their countries, people would have burned their leaders alive in public: Originally, a Babylonian form of capital punishment.

I think both Ranil and Rajapaksas can learn from what happened to the Nepalese royal family. Peoples’ tolerance has limits, especially if their children are starving.

In Sri Lanka, people burned some houses of political pimps, but they did not burn any political pimp alive. Unlike the Medieval period of the Middle Ages, Sri Lankans are not violent and blood thirsty, yet. Even though some Sri Lankans are starving, and their children are dying without medication, so far, Sri Lankans have not physically punished their politicians; they have abstained from cruel, pitiless, and wanton infliction of physical punishment.

How long do you think Ranil will survive without getting politically burnt? Only the time will tell.

On FB, there are many who pimps for Ranil; they say that their focus is entirely on economics, and they want to end suffering; they think Ranil is the only person who can do this. Before Gota was elected his fanatical ponces behaved the same way. They bombarded FB with posts supporting Gota.

Some of these fanatical ponces who are supporting Ranil used to write against Rajapaksas, but now they are supporting Ranil, the latest incarnation of Rajapaksas. I am not trying to defecate on their parades, but I never expected them to behave like this. What happened to them? Gota, at least, left without shooting, even though he had killed Lasantha, tortured journalists, and killed those who criticized him. As a Buddhist, Gota knew that the evil-doer suffers in both worlds. An evil mind inflicts on oneself a greater harm. Neither in the sky nor in the mid-ocean, nor by entering into mountain clefts, nowhere in the world is there a place where an evil-doer can escape from punishment.

We all wanted to get rid of Gota and the people did it. The majority is not saying that they want Ranil as their President. Some of these fanatical ponces display sanctimonious piety, others call themselves lionesses of Sri Lanka; they tell us that they are independent thinkers. For Ranil, cunning is a necessity for his survival. Ranil reminds me of the fabled Reynard the Fox–a sly, amoral, cowardly, and self-seeking, anthropomorphic red fox—who is a prominent trickster figure in medieval fairytales. Reynard symbolizes the triumph of craft over strength, usually personified by Isengrim, the greedy and dull-witted wolf. In Sri Lanka, there are so many greedy and dull-witted wolves.

All Sri Lankan politicians who have pilfered public money are Ranil’s prostitutes. Harin Fernando and Manusha Nanayakkara, both of you are the latest rent boys.

A gullible Sri Lankan thinks that Ranil is a very smart leader because he is fluent in English. Ranil, you are a well-dressed, well-spoken political pimp, not a king, a leader, or a gentleman. You are a man without shame, without dignity, without decency. So, resign or the people will kick you out.

Can Sri Lankans change their destiny? The majority of Sri Lankans are crooks or fanatical ponces, so they keep electing crooks as their leaders. This pattern of behavior is immanent and cannot be changed overnight. I am certain that in the next elections, Sri Lankans will reelect most of these crooks who are in the parliament now. Our leaders are not the lotuses that come out of mud, but the maggots that thrive in it.

Is Sri Lanka ripe for change? The destitute and hungry middle class joined the “Gota go home” juggernaut and become a tsunami for change. However, it seems like nothing has changed. Sri Lankans will endure a cornucopia of trauma and suffering that will last for several years because we do not have a clear vision and a viable plan and to get us out of this predicament. Here is the current situation: China will agree to lend more but they will never cut Sri Lanka’s debt because they fear that other Belt and Road browsers will demand the same. It is a pity when the United States, Japan, the European Union, and other governments will also lend, but only a pittance. India has emerged as the top lender to Sri Lanka. The IMF will not interact with Sri Lanka until the government stabilizes.

The wolves kicked out their Medamulana Myna and cretinous Kaputa. Will the wolves baptize their sly old fox, Mr. Pimp, and his callipygian cabinet in the Diyawanna Lake?

Now, who is the real Devil? Gota or Ranil?

Mr. Pimp, Boralugoda Buffon, and the rent boys, enjoy while you can!

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    “who is the real Devil? Gota or Ranil?”
    We have come through more than 75 years of so called independence and 50 years of so called fully independence Republic with name change (Ceylon to Sri Lanka) and Buddhism as state Religion. Within this period we have witnessed number of Devils and now we are just talking of Devils who are in action of sucking blood of innocents for the past 50 years or 75 years.

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      Ajith,
      Good morning.
      LAST 50 YEARS ‘STANDS OUT LIKE A SORE’; compared to the 1st 25 years of independence.
      Not saying that period was without blemish?!!
      There was fair share there too, but sporadic, not “pipeline effect” or ‘tor•rent’, which snowballed after Republic, founded in 1972 with Colvin’s sagacious constitution!!??
      Draw your own conclusions, which type out of 2 you would wish to have for the near future??
      SL needs time another 15 to 20 years to do the finale’ and complete cleansing broken systems!!!
      Sri Lanka STINKS AND REEKS OF CORRUPTION, NEPOTISM AND KLEPTOCRACY!!??

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      “if leaders of the western countries had bankrupted their countries, people would have burned their leaders alive in public: “
      The author is confused. The country wasn’t bankrupted by Ranil. Every stupid step by the Rajapaksas which led to bankruptcy was opposed by him.
      In any case, why doesn’t Dr.A check out what happened to the leaders of Greece and Argentina? Dramatic but vacuous statements don’t win arguments.

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    For the Tamils in SL nearly all the Sinhala rulers since Independence have been DEVILS who thrived on suffocating them. I am still awaiting for them to accept that they have committed enormous HARM over the past 7 decades and to ask for redemption/say sorry.
    The huge presence of defence forces in the north & east of the country equates to placing the knee on their neck in order to kill them.

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      Naman,
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      ‘I am still awaiting for them to accept that they have committed enormous HARM over the past 7 decades and to ask for redemption/say sorry.’
      .
      It is very dangerous for the Sinhalese representative to say sorry. The last time she apologised (eighteen years ago), the Tamils tried to murder her. https://frontline.thehindu.com/world-affairs/article30224157.ece

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        Svenduuu, it was the LTTE that tried to murder her, not the Tamils. LTTE happened to be Tamils. Not all Tamils were LTTE.

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          TTFN is that so? Then why do the Tamils refer to the ‘Sinhala-Buddhist fundamentalists with their Mahavamsa mindset’? The majority of Sinhala Buddhists are not like this at all, their last four kings were Tamil Hindus. How many Sinhala kings ruled the Jaffna Tamil kingdom? The Tamils are blaming this majority for the acts of a minority.

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            Svenson, I gave you a thumps up only because all Tamils are not LTTE, just like all Buddhist are not SB terrorist and all Muslims are not ISIS. (but I do realize you don’t mean what you say) . By the way govt has started their age old campaign calling Aragalaya as terrorist outfit /drug abusers/ criminal offenders/ extremist ….. .
            SB terrorist Wimal, Wijedasa, SLPP / UNP media have got the ball rolling. Did you hear GLP who masterminded maintaining EMERGENCY is now telling EMERGENCY will suppress protesters / dissent. Haven’t we heard and seen enough of this ???

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    Jagath Asoka, you are courageous to call a pimp a pimp. You are also courageous to refer to other pimps pimping for a pimp. I like your style. “If leaders of the western countries had bankrupted their countries, people would have burned their leaders alive in public” You have given us food for thought.

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      Bernard,
      Western countries are different to Sri Lanka and Sri Lankans??!! with due respect and difference to opinion expressed by Dr JA, which is outstanding to say the least??!!
      “Call a spade a spade”!!
      Sri lanka is unique in itself in the world we live in, because, if one spells out that someone is robbing or kleptocratic, the citizens are fast to react and call all of them Traitors, Terrorists or international coup to discredit SL and call the robber and Looter – “The Messiah’ – keep on re-electing them at every election!!??

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      My comment concluding sentence:
      “Starvation being the only way to realise the truth and fact!!! No other way???”

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        Mahila/
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        Not sure our race would ever grasp it. Their Gene’s are mutated for worse . Talk to 100 and clear ur doubts. This I m doing each time travelling back home. 😐🤔🐕😐🤔🐕😐🤔

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      I am sure so called righteous Silly Lankan will soon come out blaming Asoka for name calling blah, blah. BRO, trust me I am with you on this, I addressed Ranil a pimp, here in CT years ago.

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        If RW is mother of all pimp , current SLPP/SLFP are his pros currently in demand. Rajapaksas are too old to service / satisfy their customers, hence the pros in demand picked the rival pimp.

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          Chive/
          just imagine if you are asked guard a zoo fiiled with lot more poisonous REPTILES/ how you would have to work on accomplish ur job/ that ll be more or less similar the role of RW. I hardly believe he can survive 6 months in office. 🤔😐🐕🤥

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            LM, if you think parliament as in ZOO it may be difficult , but as a “RED light” area things can be worked out among providers. Ranil has ample experience in managing petty issues among the providers and their customers.

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    I have said it before. Jagath Asoka is an angry man!
    Whoever who is not angry cannot be good men!!
    I am not an angry man. (I have reasons for not being angry.)
    That means, by my own logic, I am not a good man.
    I can live with it. But, I cannot live among pimps.
    So, I going to answer Jagath’s question. Who is the real Devil? Gota or Ranil?
    Ranil, without a doubt!

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      Nathan,
      Good morning.
      You will receive the answers to your ‘questions’ more easily and/or faster if you could ascertain who are the Prostitutes in this game???
      Then you will spring the answer to your question auto generated!!??

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    “Unlike the Medieval period of the Middle Ages, Sri Lankans are not violent and blood thirsty, yet.”
    Really?
    What happened in 1983 for example? I will not waste time going into further detail.

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    This author Jagath Asoka a character with no surname has been contributing to CT for a while. He has admitted that he learned English on his own and proclaimed that he is a Self made, Complete Person now. This Web Site or for that matter any discourse should be for the Decent to conduct a Discourse or exchange of ideas and not for verbal abuse, displaying one’s personality, cheered by similar mind sets.

    Jagath Asoka commences his Vituperative Harangue, Calling Ranil Wickremasinghe a ‘Pimp without a Country’. A Pimp is a person who procures Prostitutes to satisfy the Needy and Greedy. No respectable person would vent his feelings in a Civilized Society in this manner. Further his use of Verbosity to express himself, shows his lack of breeding to vent his anger that he harbours against Ranil Wickremasinghe. I was wondering whether Jagath Asoka and Sajith Premadasa have been tutored by one and the same person who had taught them English? Is the Tutor Kumara Gunaratnam’s mother who had taught Anura Kumara Dissanayake, English? I wonder!

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      Here comes the righteous Lankan who did not find anything wrong with the abuses by our Lankan politicians but some how think pimp is inappropriate to describe Ranil. Have you heard the names by which those struggling masses are addressing??? Calling Ranil such is degrading the pimp who still believes in “work ethics.”.

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      Gamini,

      You are in the know ………… is Ranil going to catch the crooks who stole all the money and bankrupted the country? :))

      Not a hmm about the crooks, uh? ……….. He is nourishing and protecting them. ……… He need them now more than they need him!

      All you pathetic buggers ……. one is worse than the other!

      Is there any hope for the country? :))


      Whatever Jagath Asoka’s faults …… he hasn’t robbed the country. For better or for worse he is a self-made man who has earned a honest day’s living. ……. His English may be bad, he might lack polish, but his morals and ethics have stellar polish and shine!

      Like Ranil, you utterly corrupt and immoral unprincipled humbugs think you are morally superior to others because you say so. …….. But the evidence doesn’t bear that out. :))

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        Attn, Nimal Fernando, Chiv and all Ranil Bashers, For your information, Leave alone Ranil Wickremasinghe robbing Govt Funds, he has not drawn a Salary from ’77 from the time he first entered the Parliament. His family had sufficient wealth that he had diverted his Salary to run ten Orphanages. All of you have a kink to loathe him. Good for you. Your wild accusations that he has been protecting the Rajapaksas will be revealed in time when he consolidates his position and march all Rogues to Courts. Ranil only filed over 200 Cases, but who helped the Rajapaksas were the very Judges, the Judiciary and the Corrupt Police covering up. There was very little Rani Wickremasinghe could have done as he was not the Judge and the Jury. Remember Ranil Wickremasinghe is not a Vindictive man. Therefore aftr he entrusted all Cases to Courts he never interfered to Save them or Punish them. There are many Degreed people as this Dr. who slander and insult him. These people can achieve Degrees but not Pedigrees as that of Ranil Wickremasinghe, which none of you can deny because he conducts himself as a true Gentleman. Never retorts or scoffs back at those who insult him in the most disparaging manner.

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          Gamini,

          You’re even more delusional than EE!

          “conducts himself as a true Gentleman”

          A gentleman who lost his seat won’t come to parliament from the national list! …….. The “gentlemen” you know and the gentleman I know are not the same. :))

          To hell with Pedigrees, do you even have a clue what principles mean?

          Perhaps Jagath Asoka got the words mixed up ……. Ranil might not be the pimp …….. but the whore that’s been pimped around.

          Jagath Asoka’s word “pimp” does not hurt ……. as much as Nissanka Senadeera’s Avant Garde hired goon’s iron bars on Aragala karuwa’s heads.

          I suppose, in your oh so uppity self-proclaimed “pedigreed gentlemanly” world …….. that’s alright: perfectly fine. :))


          Gamini and Ranil ……… Jeeves and Wooster, eh?

          Toodaloo old chap.

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          Gamini, thanks for admitting that, it’s your admiration for Ranil and not really the charecterization of Ranil by Asoka is at fault. Buddy, haven’t we seen and heard enough of Ranil, to know his credibility ?? I insist that you “check what names the struggling masses are using right now to address the Pimp , before you accuse anyone of us ??? A person doesn’t need to be rich, criminal, corrupt to be a political pimp. Just the greed for power and ego will do.

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      The original pimp is just a marketeer of a certain commodity, in this instance (arguably) the oldest profession in the world. He/She makes sure that the buyer gets what he has paid for. This commodity has been sought after by billions of people throughout history and has ensured satisfied customers. But there are other “marketeers” who don’t give people (or countries) what they have paid for. They don’t care a damn. And they get away scot free.

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    Well said Gamini, [edited out]

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      Svenson,
      Aren’t you lucky that you got edited out!
      Your invective has gone unexposed!!

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        Yes I’m so lucky but you are not. You’ve missed the point I was making and have assumed that it was invective.

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