26 September, 2020

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Diske Ammata Diskade Part 02: Sirisena Says Girls Of Sirimavo Bandaranaike Vidyalaya Enjoying “Dicks Joy”

Almost replicating the infamous ‘Diske Ammata Diskade” remark by former Minister Dayasiri Jayasekera, President Maithripala Sirisena said he noticed how the students of Sirimavo Bandaranaike Vidyalaya, Colombo 07, enjoyed “Dicks joy.”

Addressing an event at the school, just a stone’s throw away from his official residence, Sirisena said for nearly four years he had seen the talents of its students almost on a daily basis.

“Even last evening, before it rained, I saw how they enjoyed Dicks Joy,” Sirisena said, causing ripples of laughter in the audience.

The audience was perplexed for a moment wondering if Sirisena passed a sexual innuendo at an event largely attended by teenage school girls.

They later realized that what Sirisena intended to say was “Disc Jockey”, not “Dicks Joy”.

Sirisena’s blunder immediately resembled the famous “Diske Ammata Diskade” remark made by his ally Dayasiri Jayasekera at an event hosted by Royal College, Colombo and S. Thomas’ College, Mt. Lavinia.

Watch Sirisena’s speech here

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  • 16
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    He does have a sense of humour. Keep it up Mr. President. Hope the girls don’t try something different.

    • 11
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      Steve,

      “He does have a sense of humour”,

      Or is it the Godaya on the Presidential Chair? Does not matter, he is harmless on this matter, and his Dick did not even wake up!

    • 3
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      Steve,

      “He does have a sense of humour.-here”

      But is there humour in President Sirisena , MR and Asgiriya chapter Mahanayake have one and half hour secret discussion !

      Through the grape vine, bulath vine, vettila vine….

      Asgiriya chapter Mahanayake Ven. Warakagoda Sri Gnanaratne Thera of the Siyam nikaya summoned president Pallewatte Gamarala and Kurunegala M.P. Mahinda Rajapakse (MR) and held secret discussions in his Aawasa mandiraya (not in his official chamber where guests are received ). The discussion lasted one and half hours , based on reports reaching Vine News.

      It is well to recall president Gamarala recently held secret discussions with MR at the residence of S.B. Dissanayake grossly (which came to light soon after) betraying the 6.2 Million people who elected him to power after discarding corrupt Machiavellian mendacious MR who was thrown out lock ,stock and barrel .

      Gamarala did not therefore receive a people’s mandate to collude and conspire with MR on the sly at S.B.’s house or any S.O.B. ‘s house. to form a caretaker government .Incidentally and interestingly , though this S.B was also present at the function , he was completely shut out from the secret discussion by the Mahanayake. Perhaps Mahanayake knows better about S.B.s and S .O. B.s .

    • 3
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      Are these Diske Ammata Diske De and the Dicks Joy types the only available types to govern this country?

      We recently saw the minister of education murder the Queen in a speech that is going viral now. A montessori school kid might have done a better job.

      The decline is stark from top to bottom.

      We can thank SWRD for this total mess.

  • 14
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    Well,he is stating the truth here isn’t he.Dicks do give joy to these girls.He was meaning dicks joy.

    Who is the bigger joker now,IGP or president? ask anyone they will say the whole country is joke.

    come come CT,there is a big difference between jockey and joy.Sira does not beat around the ‘bush.’

  • 10
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    {“…….what Sirisena intended to say was “Disc Jockey”, not “Dicks Joy”……….”..}
    Psychologists and/or psychiatrists will call this a Freudian slip! Every Tom, Dick and Harry knows this!

  • 13
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    Nothing new. Gamaraala’s Kopi Kade talk.

    • 1
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      He speaks in a cute and interesting manner, doesn’t he?

      Earlier he said “even a dog wouldn’t eat the Sri Lankan Airlines’ Cashew nuts”

      I am wondering how many housewives are repeatedly washing their houses because they feeds their dogs with other Airlines’ Cashew nuts.

      Thank god the Sri Lankan Air Lines doesn’t do that king of naughty things so the dogs are protected.

    • 1
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      poor citizen

      Gamarala is rate Rala now; be careful.

  • 12
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    He broke the Dayasiri Jayasekara’s record. He is giving such a fun to the general public every day. We are so lucky to have a President like this. Some People calling him “Hinadhipathi” From famous “Madu Walige” to “Balu Kaju” story….even “Andare” is nothing before our Hinadhipathi. Sri Lanka will be another “Pissankotuwa” if Mahinda Rajapaksha and Hinadhipathi form an Interim Government.

  • 5
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    Take it easy people, please go easy on My3. First check what Sirimavo Bandaranaike MV’s motto is. Is it in Greek? Sanskrit? Latin like Royal?
    Maybe it sounds like “Dick’s Joy” or “diske ammata”. You can’t expect every Tom, Dick or Maithri to speak perfect Greek.

    • 2
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      Sirimavo Balika has a perfect Sinhalese motto. He can’t get it wrong. “Uganimu, Hedemu, sanasemu” what a joke

      • 2
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        Sirima,
        His speechwriter wrote the speech in Greek by mistake, you see.

    • 2
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      oc:
      So the superior Sinhala race cannot have its motto in Sinhala. LOL

    • 4
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      old codger

      “You can’t expect every Tom, Dick or Maithri to speak perfect Greek.”

      Then every Tom, Dick or Maithri should refrain from uttering words that they do not know the meaning.

      The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
      -Socrates

      The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.
      – Benjamin Franklin

    • 1
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      What he meant to say was “Disk Jockey” ……… too much Hip Hop in the presidency

      “Maithri to speak perfect Greek”

      This is where I am beginning to miss Dayan ………. he wrote perfect Greek in English.

      He sends you-all his greetings ……….. could blurt out a few words ……. when the military attaché took the hands off his throat to slap him

  • 9
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    Iwasapalla (Patience)! Iwasapalla (Patience)!! Thawa avurudu dekai. (only two more years)

    • 1
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      Really….. after two years definitely “Dicks Joy”

  • 1
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    That’s what he needs actually, to straighten up his spine, a huge one,
    With a massive force…😊

  • 6
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    In the USA, presidents end speeches with “God Bless America!” In SL, people say “God Bless Sri Lanka!” as our presidents end their speeches

    • 1
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      Fathima,
      In Sri Lanka, Presidents do not say ‘God Bless Sri Lanka’. As a Buddhist country Presidents say ‘Oba Semata Theruwan Saranai’ (May the Triple Gem Bless You).
      —————————-
      In the past, after a telephone conversation people used to say ‘Bye’ but now most of the people, except perhaps ‘Kalu Suddas’ in Colombo, say ‘Theruwan Saranai’, ‘Budu Saranai’ or Jayawewa’. This is a good trend.

      • 0
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        Eagle Eye, that is very good, we should have our own identity. In Arab countries they start with “Salaam-Alaikum” (peace be upon you). In SL, most of the Muslims greet in Sinhala when speaking to a Sinhalese person, but among Muslims we too start with “Salaam-Alaikum”

    • 0
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      Fathima

      “US president says god bless America”

      So he can pass the blame to god in case of his failure.

      SL leaders don’t have that mythical behavior.

      “SL people say god bless SL, as our presidents end their speech” (let me say only some)

      They’re the people who spoil leaders diverting responsibility to unseen god relieving corrupt politicians.

      • 0
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        RR,

        “SL leaders don’t have that mythical behavior.” – So soon to forget the astrologer, astrology, black magic protection..stories? And we even had a president who shaved his eye-brows on a astrologer advice in the past…etc..etc….

        • 0
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          Fathima

          The logic in astrology & black magic is more provable than the logic in an almighty.

  • 0
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    People, get your mind out of the gutter!!!! The school is all about Sinhala-Buddhist conservative values.
    /
    CT, this story is not even news worthy.

  • 2
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    old codger

    “You can’t expect every Tom, Dick or Maithri to speak perfect Greek.”

    Then every Tom, Dick or Maithri should refrain from uttering words that they do not know the meaning.

    The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
    -Socrates

    The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.
    – Benjamin Franklin

  • 0
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    While it is not decent to poke fun at the mis-pronunciation of English words, particularly from an individual who has a rural background, the guffaw it creates in destroying the image of the Head of State, is a matter of concern. So he should have cultivated the habit of checking himself with his so called plethora of advisors, before uttering English words. The worse thing could be to utter something utterly inappropriate, amounting to obscenity, as result of mis-pronouncement. To him, the use of English words, in his impromptu speeches are a taboo. In my view, this is not a purposeful or bad action as a President, as such we should be satisfied with whom we as voters who crossed for him on Jan 8, 2015.

  • 0
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    He is telling that he met Old King two times with last few days because there is somebody trying to kill him. Ranil does not caring about it.
    This is why people were asking to make Ponny as the Law and Order Minister; IGP will listen to him instead of plotting an army coup to make Old King as the Prime Minister.

    What a gimmick the guy is playing.

    Can he openly say what he heard at NYC (UNGA)? Why did he pretend to be a Sidney Cartoon by confessing that it was he who conducted the War Crime part at the last few days, but not Old King? So does he thinks the Sate Head exemptions is going to save him and Old King forever from the UN Electric Chair?

  • 1
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    Probably sarcastic remark than a slip of the tongue. Or it could also be a slip – These words Disc, Disk and Dick really create issues for even native speaker. Many have called “Hard dick” in public demos instead of Hard disk

  • 1
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    Dicks can provide a great deal of Joy to girls. No one can deny that! Sirisena was only telling the truth.

    • 2
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      Estate Labourer

      “Sirisena was only telling the truth.”

      Is this the same man who was hopping mad when he heard a foreign entertainer who removed her under garment and thrown it towards her while performing on the stage?

  • 0
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    We should be tolerant about my3s English especially considering MaRa’s inability pronounce the equivalent of democracy in his own native tongue. MaRa calls it “prajaCHAnthrawadaya. Even with mere lip movement my3 has endeared himself to many heads of state as against MaRa with his brand of English.

  • 2
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    How stupid is the Gamrala?

    “President Maithripala Sirisena has granted Rs 1 million to the Police Sergeant who was interdicted following the incident in Thebuwana.”

    Reason for interdiction:
    “The Police Sergeant was interdicted after he had displayed ‘unruly behavior’ at the Thebuwana Junction while armed with an assault rifle on October 3.”
    “Senior police officers and even the relatives of the Sergeant had attempted to talk him out of his actions, but it was to no avail as he even threatened to shoot himself should anyone get close to him.

    However, after more than 2 hours the STF personnel managed to apprehend the Police Sergeant while the firearm in his hand fired several times during this operation to subdue him, although no one was harmed.”
    “The police officer had reportedly spent some 6 months in the custody of the LTTE during the time of the war.”

    If this guy is actually suffering from PTSD then giving him any amount of money without treating his condition makes no sense and could more harm than good.

  • 0
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    He is trying to warn the girls that dicks joy will end with a bundle of joy if they are not careful.he is a father figure after all and is naturally concerned of sexual promiscuousness among teenagers.

  • 1
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    I was laughing and i am still laughing and will always laugh !!!!!!!!!!
    The last i had a good laugh was when i watched the movie ” its a mad mad world ” back in the 70’s.
    I laughed and laughed and laughed and still laughing at ” Dicks Joy “.

    Most probably Sri lankans will have to try ” Dicks Joy” as a way to divert their minds from the upcoming economic catastrophe about to land in their country.
    At least the Prez of SL has a funny way of making people laugh in comparison to his gay, dull, bland counterpart the PM.

    Keep it up dear President we want more.

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