By Ravi Perera –

Ravi Perera
“The world is what it is, men who are nothing, who allow themselves to be nothing, have no place in it” ~ VS Naipaul
I have a distant memory of reading a light-hearted description of heaven and hell, in common belief an inevitable destination for all earthlings; those who lead unsullied lives are directed to the former; botch your book, the man is hightailed to hell.
These two places are obviously ‘constructs’ of the human imagination, by human standards and outlook, the ecstasies promised and the tortures threatened are not only of human concept but are also distinctly period defined (are there personal computers in either place?). There cannot be two more dissimilar destinations in the after-life, heaven is a joyous place of endless pleasures and creature comforts, while hell is all agony, suffering and torture.
In this piece I read, the definition of heaven and hell was determined by racial differences, stereotyping the occupants in the two places.
If I recall correctly, in heaven the administrators were British, the engineers were German, the chefs were French, the Italians were the lovers, Jews were theoreticians and the Africans were the athletes.
In hell, the British were chefs, Germans were policemen, the French were the bureaucrats, the Chinese were the judges, Indians were Cricket umpires and the Africans were the policy makers.
We all know that this kind of typecasting misses the varied range of attitudes and skills any group of people could possess. However, perception has evolved carrying the force of observation running to many years; accordingly, the French make good food, the British have ruled over many lands with remarkable acceptance for an occupier, German engineering skills are legendry, setting the standard in whatever they manufacture. It is also relevant to note that wherever the British settled, whether it be New Zealand, Canada or the United States, are prosperous countries with huge economies today. They have so much extra economic capacity needing more labour to realise, the one resource they don’t have. To train the imported labour, the best educational institutes in the world are also with them. And, there is an endless line of immigrants from less successful countries waiting to enter, with the hope of enjoying the living standards these countries offer, living standards, that their own countries have been unable to achieve.
I read this description of heaven and hell in my thirties or perhaps even twenties. Although we were not considered for heavenly duties therein, I wondered then what aptitudes of the Sri Lankans could contribute towards the making of heaven, or is there something in our disposition which makes it more likely a contribution towards hell?
At that stage of my life I had little inclination towards such speculative questions, besides, I was at the time not sufficiently alert to the palpable cultural, attitudinal and even biological differences between various races. I assumed that all races could perform more or less in like manner if the right prompts were present; soon, the story went out of mind.
Now, a good three decades later, it resurfaced in my mind, perhaps prompted by the endless comings and the goings of so many leaders and political parties in Sri Lanka since; the embarrassing saga of a country full of sound and fury, but going nowhere. Why we missed the bus is played down in our popular narration; a deficiency in the understanding leading to a trivializing of the achievements of successful nations; the matter is reduced to a question of pressing one or two buttons, correct this or that, and we too will get there.
As to which button to press, everybody has an opinion, no surprise there are so many learned men and learned conferences in Colombo pronouncing the answer!
Seventy years later, the loud proclamations of 1948 now sounds facile, the post-independence leaders, captivated by the processes as well as the powers inherent in the “European” model of the “State”, promised to create a model country in Asia. The left oriented main opposition, not to be outdone, threatened a worker’s paradise should they gain power. Once self –government was obtained, in a few short years we too will be a developed country they assured a dumbfounded voter. Not only did we underestimate the foresight, hard work, skills and the discipline that development of a nation entails, we also adopted a narration that downplays the necessary prerequisites; imagining that by a simple mimic, one could become the original.
Thus, all we needed was to create duplicates; a parliament house, a court system, an administration, political parties, a constabulary and other institutions we had observed in the developed nations, particularly in the United Kingdom. For formal occasions our leaders will don the business suits, even travel the world sharing their “wisdom” at international forums. As to the dress, within the mimic there was another more calculated mimic; leaders westernized in all but name, adopted the more native looking kurta type top and sarong, in expensive silky white, a dress they held out to be home-grown. This dress soon came to be referred to as the “kapati” (cunning) dress, a telling connotation, more in harmony with the wearer’s countenance.
Clearly, the parody has not borne results. The popular narration is muddled.
After every election, the winners are glorified, their virtues are proclaimed to the world.
Conversely, the losers are vilified, it is shown that their minds were empty. There was so much corruption in the defeated, how could the country have progressed!
To appreciate the fickleness of it all one has to only follow the government owned newspapers (Lake House), the editorial the day before the election and the day after. It needs a special kind of evolution to create that kind of editorial pliability.
Not only editorials, even history is rewritten, the winners become heroes or victims while the defeated are Villains and assailants. What is the truth, what was said before or what is being said now? This malleability in the reportage of what is only recent history, points to an alarming lack of integrity in the intellectual process. This is subjective history, based on a single source or a partisan opinion; history that can be rearranged, to suit those in power. An outsider dealing with this country must take into account the fluidity of our word!
Every new government proclaims how brain heavy their new team is, so many graduates, even PhDs!
A PhD obtained three decades ago may mean just that, particularly if the recipient had since left academia for the lure of the business world, becoming a promotor or a glorified salesman of goods, instruments and equipment. But in the public narration, his PhD of many years, makes him a permanent source of unerring wisdom.
Again and again, it has been shown that a qualification, particularly a sharply concentrated research like a PhD, does not make that person a miracle maker. There are many other things we have observed in men who have delivered on a national scale; energy, integrity, unyielding principles, capacity to operate with counterparts, leadership, this list can be long, an academic qualification is only one aspect. No great leader: Lenin, Gandhi, Nehru, Mao, Churchill or Mandela were PhDs, however, quite a few PhDs have been sent to the cooler for fraud. The idea of a book qualification automatically making the holder an initiator and a leader in that area, is a non- sequitur.
Meanwhile, the country, once hopeful, stagnates; never achieving a growth rate that promises a break through. Laws are adopted only to be soon amended to the point of incomprehension, institutions are launched merely to drain the coffers, roads built are pot-holed with the first rain, every initiative looks doubtful and crude, our ‘public service’ ought to be renamed ‘public torment’!
In every field of economic activity, whether it is productivity per person or our yield per acre is below the world average, while, things manufactured here struggle to compete in markets outside of our shores.
Heaven or hell?
Clearly, we are not good enough to make a meaningful contribution in heaven, that needs global scale skills and competiveness. Nor, so bad that our efforts only result in the hellish; being of such insignificant weightage, the sample size does not bear comparison.
A country stuck in the average range, unremarkable, unless we consider our inclination to ignore the dun of the creditors, while looking for still more international credit!
Perhaps the popular narration, – ‘the land of the brainy, capable and the heroic’, is a necessary unction to sooth a tattered national ego. A lilting narration is always preferable to a disagreeable truth.
Contributing towards a heaven or making a hell, will we have to await another seventy years for the answer?
Mani / December 14, 2024
Mr. Perera, I am generally not very convinced about national or ethnic stereotypes but considering the humorous vein in which you have written, I think there are certain national characteristics that we might consider. First, in an international hell, where all nations have their separate pits of fire, all pits have a guard appointed by the Devil to push in people who might want to climb out of the pit. The only exception they say is the Sri Lankan pit where there is no guard as the Devil can rely on Sri Lankans to pull any fellow citizen firmly back into the smouldering fire.
However, lest we think Sri Lankans lack a cooperative spirit, take the case of the tsunami, when people from all over the island rushed to the coast with food and assistance for their fellow citizens – I knew of a group of Sinhalese youth who went to a Tamil speaking village on the east coast, stayed there for several days and helped to clean up the rubble there. So Sri Lankans are ever willing to help others when they are down and out but very likely to pull someone down if s/he is successful??
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SJ / December 14, 2024
“It is also relevant to note that wherever the British settled, whether it be New Zealand, Canada or the United States, are prosperous countries with huge economies today.”
It may be more relevant to note that they prospered, especially the US, after kicking the British out.
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deepthi silva / December 15, 2024
SJ ! So the British were kicked out by whom ? George 111 is the villain ? You like most of Sri Lankans are very doubtful when it comes to these sweeping opinions !
Sri Lankan writers, history, politics, biography , sociology are very mediocre, even juvenile when compared to other nations, especially European researchers and writers.
I think their supervisors feel sympathetic and give them PhDs ! Also , if they are strict with them these chaps will say the supervisors are racists !
But we all can see the truth now. A very mediocre race talking big !
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LankaScot / December 15, 2024
Hello Deepthi,
The British were kicked out of what became the USA, by, in the main British Immigrants (English, Irish, Scots and Welsh), Black Americans and Indigenous Americans with the help of some French, German, Swedish and others. Remember one of their Slogans “No Taxation without Representation”. I think King George III was going through one of his “Madness” periods.
Best regards
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leelagemalli / December 15, 2024
LS,
Permit me to divert your attention on this.
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you will like to watch the video below. It is all about a 12 year old Professor (Bangaladeshi Migrant from NY).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv0-sANBv8Q
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https://www.livemint.com/news/trends/12yearold-indian-prodigy-suborno-isaac-bari-to-study-bachelors-degree-at-new-york-university-on-scholarship-11719813952138.html
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leelagemalli / December 15, 2024
Dear Readers,
“Sri Lankan writers, history, politics, biography , sociology are very mediocre, even juvenile when compared to other nations”.
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Is this true?. Can anyone with some knowledge generalise any writers 🤔 this way?
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Experts in the fields mentioned by DS, should come forward and challenge.
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Ironically, this malicious woman 👩, said to be living in UK [ for what purpose we have no clue] was a diehard worshipper for DA Rajapaksa ” s rascal families 😉
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deepthi silva / December 16, 2024
Leela you are desperate to get others to back you ! They are not like you, they know their true standard !
Tell us who has international recognition in any field ? Even for their safety they seek refugee status they run to the West ! All their qualifications are from the West or Japan !
Sri Lankans are put up only by their media and fools like Leela ( who also puts himself up !)
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old codger / December 19, 2024
Deepthi,
“Even for their safety they seek refugee status they run to the West ! “
Isn’t that rather rich coming from you?
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deepthi silva / December 15, 2024
Scott you want to sound deep but are really very shallow !
We all know about the American revolution. The USA is a very English country.
SJ( Silly Joke) said the British were kicked out of the settlements of America.
There are more British in America than in Britain today
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leelagemalli / December 18, 2024
According to Desperate Deepti,
Everyone is stupid. What happened to the malicious woman? In Pera I saw some mates stealing something and enjoying it, others harassing someone, but if it comes from a 70 year old woman I can’t stand that kind of behavior… Oh poor girl!
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Aren’t there any good psychiatrists? I understand that the UK health service is not the best everywhere compared to Germany, France and Switzerland.
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I can tolerate you beating us up, but I don’t see you putting Mr. SJ down. Most of the arguments he brings up will ultimately succeed because they are facts.
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Me included, Scott, OC, NV are all stupid in your eyes.. You PISSU lady who knows nothing beyond your false ego. Get well soon!
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LankaScot / December 19, 2024
Hello Deepthi,
You wrote “SJ( Silly Joke) said the British were kicked out of the settlements of America”. No he didn’t.
This is what SJ wrote “It may be more relevant to note that they prospered, especially the US, after kicking the British out”.
Did you actually read and understand what he meant. He mentioned the three Countries that were colonised by the British. He then suggested that they became more prosperous after they kicked them out (i.e. the British) and that the US prospered more than most.
There are 67 Million or so British People in the UK. So are there 67 Million expat British in America now? Or are you suggesting that there are more than 67 Million British Descendants in the US?
Do you know the difference between “British” and “English”? I am not a Scottish Nationalist, however I dislike the attitude that all the British are English, as do the Welsh, Irish and Cornish.
Finally, like DTG you don’t recognise sarcasm,or understand it.
Best regards
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leelagemalli / December 19, 2024
LS,
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Hello LS,
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1) Desperate DS would not care the difference between English and British for sure.
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2) “Finally, like DTG you don’t recognise sarcasm,or understand it”
Unortunately:
a) DTG – blind being a bible parrot
b) Desperate DS – blind and deaf due to her own egocentrism (the quality or state of being egocentric : excessive interest in oneself and concern for one’s own welfare or advantage at the expense of or in disregard of others).
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Both should be blessed with new therapies that could help their QoL
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davidthegood / December 19, 2024
leelagemalli, Read the bible or else you will be found in hell after your death, when finalized destinations cannot be changed.
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LankaScot / December 19, 2024
Hello Leelagemalli,
There are certain women (mainly) in the villages here, that everyone else calls “Reuters”. They are usually Middle-aged or older and absolutely certain that their views and the “facts” that they are reciting are incontrovertible, even when they are proved to be wrong.
Sound like anyone you know?
Best regards
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nimal fernando / December 16, 2024
There are people who produce results and the results speak for themselves. The people who can’t produce results have to constantly/continually highlight their “qualifications.”
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The trait is not country specific.
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nimal fernando / December 16, 2024
“To train the imported labour, the best educational institutes in the world are also with them.”
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Not true anymore …… the top 3 and 7 out of the top 10 universities for Civil Engineering are in China. What’s remarkable is, this was achieved without immigrants from other countries. …….. https://cwur.org/2017/subjects.php#Engineering,%20Civil ….. it’s mostly the same for other disciplines of engineering.
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This was achieved in a very short span of time ……. in the mid 80s Chinese professors were sitting with us in first and second year engineering lectures to catch up.
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deepthi silva / December 17, 2024
Nimal I agree the Chinese are quite capable ( after all nearly 1/4 of all humans !) There are also terrible statistics ( including manipulation of statistics) of China which we often ignore as we all like to cheer a underdog.
As to universities , I admire the achievements of relatively small nations which for Centuries were pre-eminent in the field. Compare them with Sri Lankan education-which is substandard. There seems to be something wrong with our graduates.
As to these Chinese universities I will wait for a few decades to decide how good they are
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nimal fernando / December 18, 2024
Deepthi,
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What I feel is, what let these countries down is leadership. Deng X Ping who started their modernization was not a power hungry megalomaniac. For him, the advancement of his country was more important than his own survival.
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The biggest strides in their advancement – in many areas – were made when their leaders had limited terms/time at the helm.
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The current leader Xi is a power hungry megalomaniac who has become leader for life, for whom, his own survival at the top, is more important than the welfare of the country/people. I feel, China’s rapid progress has hit many roadblocks during his leadership ……. due to his vanity and foolishness.
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Similar things happened to Japan’s rapid progress after the second WW ……. but their problems are vastly different.
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nimal fernando / December 19, 2024
“I admire the achievements of relatively small nations which for Centuries were pre-eminent in the field.”
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I’m flabbergasted by the contributions of the “Germanic” – the borders have shifted many times to use the term German – in all fields imaginable.
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“Compare them with Sri Lankan education-which is substandard. There seems to be something wrong with our graduates.”
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I don’t know the current education standards of our universities ……… but some years ago profs of few universities around the globe had spoken to me in awe of Lankan graduates they were supervising for higher degrees …… especially engineering grads from Peradeniya and grads from Colombo Medical faculty ……… perhaps the cream of the crop …… firsts and second uppers …….
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old codger / December 19, 2024
Nimal,
“Japan’s rapid progress after the second WW …”
Japan’s rise from nothing to beating up Russia within a generation was as fast as China.
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davidthegood / December 19, 2024
deepthi silva, by what yardstick did you measure to find out your mistaken belief that Sri Lankan education is substandard.
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