18 December, 2017

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Mahinda Rajapaksa To Go 3D At Upcoming Presidential Elections

Reports indicate the Rajapaksas are making preparations to pay through the nose to create a spectacle of the campaigning activities for the upcoming Presidential elections.

Mahinda RajaLankacnews – a news website owned by Government Minister Wimal Weerawansa has reported that ‘3D projection’ technology is being considered to be used for Mahinda Rajapaksa’s upcoming Presidential election campaigning activities.

The use of this cutting edge technology will enable him to address several rallies around the country, live and simultaneously, with the added advantage of the ability to project a scalable holographic-like display of him.

The report further states that discussions are underway between top UPFA officials and officials of several tech companies that offer this technology to consider the feasibility of the plan.

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    “Mahinda Rajapaksa To Go 3D………….”

    Better because he got “F” for Maths in O/L.

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      Firstly he would have to donate 3D glasses to the masses to watch 3D.

      If we close 1 eye then we all we see is 2D (o’level physics, Nelkon Parker- optics)

      Idiots are proving that they memorised from guide books.

      Most kids in the west think that wearing 3D glasses is not Cool.

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        There is no need to wear glasses with polarizing filters to view 3D holographic images. This technology is quite different from conventional 3D stereoscopic projection in cinemas or even 3D TV.

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          What you are talking about is pseudo 3D which the French displayed back in the late 70’s at mumbai marina beach.

          Cone of vision of eye is 30 degrees therefore 2 converging gives 60. therefore we see depth.
          EU does not issue driving licence if there is only 30 degree vision- because of judgement of breaking distance.. Nutty UK still does issue licence.

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            Ha ha ha… 30 degrees eh? nice going, falling over each other trying to show off how much you know about “science & technology” while completely missing the point. How come none of you have mentioned your PhDs and “Universities” where you work yet?

            Get a clue people!!! (Watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGbrFmPBV0Y)… They cannot shove this crap down on oil rich Arabic “Prices” and Gadhafi is no around either but thank God they have “King” Rajapaksa.

            This reminds me of a man in the village where I used to live. He worked as a chauffeur to an area medical doctor. One day he ended up willing the lottery. There was only one lottery at the time and the winnings were enormous. The first thing the guy did was to buy a brand new car; which was fine, but buying the exact model as what the doctor was driving was a clear indication the guy wanted to stick it to his previous employer.

            Soon he had friends that he never knew he had before, his house was a non-stop party and soon the car had loud music and so many light it looked like a float at the Macy’s Parade. The doctor meanwhile quietly switched to a different type of car. It didn’t take long for this guy the blow off all the lottery winnings.

            He ended up selling the car, his wife had an affair with one of his “party friends” and his daughter ran away with another guy. His son got into booze and he ended up broke. The irony is he ended up having to go to that same doctor to ask for his old job back.

            Rajapaksa reminds me so much of this driver guy. The funny thing is the money he is blowing off is not even his.

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              It seems you have your cele brain between your hind legs- kata-nathi buruva!Heard of Isometric and perspective- I doubt you know the difference mulagathanni.

              BS = Bull shit
              MS = More Shit
              PhD= Pretty Huge Dick like the boy who got worried when his nose grew 11 inches long and thought it might turn into a foot.

              Canada are the pioneers of 3D Movies – pity if you have not travelled before being an economic refugee.

              When the no of frames/sec is increased we have HD and 3D effects.

              A picture on the wall is pseudo 3D
              A sculpture is 3D one can touch

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      Jarapassa has so much money stolen from country in swiss banks.
      He will spend billions to win the prez election.
      moreover all the news media under him praising about Jarapasse 24×7 and attacking UNP like rabid dogs.

      The opposition UNP, JVP, Sarath have no fair competing ground against power & money of Jarapasse.

      UNP, JVP should start a funding campaign overseas to collect funds to compete Jarapasse.

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        People might like to see naked Emperor Rajapakse in 3D – dick and all up and about!

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          Isn’t it village voyeurism?

          It seems you have not seen the showers of a swimming pool in the west.

          born free, no one bothers about the free monty show.

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      I guess Rajapakse family is rich enough to buy even latest 3D printing machines.(as oppose to Projection).. Using 3D Printing, he can clone himself, Ghota and Basil and double the family power and win the next election easily…

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      Sinhala Buddhists Should Realise that this Govt is Promoting Anti-minority Racism to Win Future Elections.

      [Edited out]

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      better him to go out of our sights..
      that would be the best thing he can do for the nation.
      Enough is enough.

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      Hahaha. Good one Lapatiya. Now Namal surely should do something about it. Wait a second but he is taking the phD route.

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      Not only 3D , this time should come forward with his all rouges family & relations to finish off the balance part of the whole country.

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    “C news” has got it wrong when Jarapassa meant 3D what he had in mind is 3 DOGS 1. Gandasara 2. Gotha Pala 3. Lap Dog Wimal himslef

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      They are 3 Dickock’s and can never be dogs who are almost family members in western society.

      In Andalucía Spain (very Moorish) dog breeding is big time business.

      It’s funny to see Muslims in SL not like dogs. Dog is a man’s best friend- they are used to guide the blind, in rescue/security operations, by shepherds etc.

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        Javi, I presume that’s why you all counted dead dogs along with the civilians to come up with unthinkable number of dead during the 2009 battering.

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          “that’s why you all counted dead dogs along with the civilians to come up with unthinkable number of dead during the 2009 battering.”

          Go hug your fat-imam fuckushima,

          Tamil speaking demala taliban go tell that to bin lardens tainted knickers or tamil speaking demalas.

          Muslims in the west have pet dogs at home.

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            I smell a rat, but not going to spend anymore of my valuable time on chasing dogs n rats.

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              Hey toadstools you folk grunted now you pay for it.
              stupidity is repeating and expecting a different answer- Jewish Einstein.

              Israel invented & used the latest defence shield against bin lardens knickers at Lebanon- the IRON DOME

              Gota with his Kfir is negotiating for the purchase of it to get rid of muslim terrorist of Lanka- way to go- no to halal balalu, no burka meeyo,
              only BBS.
              Whay you do?? galak uda phew!!

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                Javi you are another bloody know-it-all come to preach your al faq ideology. Kfirs my arse, just remember what happened to the IPKF rapists.

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                  No-mal the nalli cut,the one in the fish bowl unable to swim to Mugabe your lover and look alike.

                  Peace keeping is for natives like the vaddha, arawak but never for the Hora-oru, kallathoni. Lankies invited stupidity.

                  When the IAF bombs from north to south and liberates the folk like it did to Bangala you may not be alive to see or enjoy the sound of silence.

                  You are just a bad smell like the baboon you support like dry fish you relish.

                  yopu need more spice we can dish it out with herbs- then no smell.

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      Afzal,

      3D mean 3 Doctorates of Sri Rohana Manaranajana. one Doctorate is from China, second one from Russia and the 3rd one will get from the hell.

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    Apart from 3D projection technology President is going to use Anura Senanayaka as well for Presidential Election.

    3D + Anura Senanayaka = What a Combination?

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    Here is a preview of the Chinese MIRRORINK 3D display, which will
    ofcourse be “home-grown” to suit The Family!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgV2Sllft6Q

    And a 4D Projection by NOKIA:-
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnKTjpXMFmk

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    Yes, project a scalable holographic-like display of a monkey praising its own tail!

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    3D or 2D, it does not change the character of a person. If the people of Sri Lanka do not understand what Rajapakse brothers have done to Sri Lanka then its no ones fault but it will be the voters fault for electing Rajapakse again as President.

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      ok, so who should Sri lankans vote other than Rajapakse?

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    What he robbed from the poor, the poor deserves at least a 3D show. The rice packets will be out with government funds close to the elections.

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      “Robber meets Rajapaksa
      Robber: Give me all your money!
      Rajapaksa: Do you know who I am? I am Mahinda Percy Rajapaksa.
      Robber: OK. Give me all my money”

      (From Jokes banned in an Island)

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      His handlers should suggest to him that his billions will go a longer way if he gets the buth packets and bottles of the hora ‘gal’ that abounds also printed in 3-D, so virtually all of Sri Lanka can have a virtual buth pin-adiya feast and get doozy on virtual arrakku!

      What a pathetic and shameless loser….

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    Will it show the warped mind and black heart?

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    The days are numbered and technology is not going to help. The opposition is what is going to make him win or lose, nothing of his achievements. So, let the opposition get ist act together to face the challange which, given the current scenario is favourable to the opposition. If F… Sajith and Ranil dont shed their differences and unite the UNP, we are doomed

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      “If F… Sajith and Ranil dont shed their differences and unite the UNP, we are doomed “

      not only sajith & Ranil but also JVP are in the same boat , none of them wants to see the end game of siblings as they have their own agendas.only CBK/Sobitha Thero combo would do the needful, rest are pack of jokers.

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      Mate your going to be doomed anyway whether you like or not and not only you, its your bunch as well UNP,TNA, The General ,Mano, JVP, NGO,LTTE diaspora and the human rights crusaders up west. You all combined got defeated by 1.8 Million majority votes last time around eh? Call it on computer jill mart and satisfy your lost pride. The majority of the country has already decided on the winner and its a question of determining the margin of victory. The people of Sri Lanka are well aware of the ground realities and they shall deliver a telling blow to its detractors

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    Whether in 2D or 3D this man cannot escape the fact that his government is corrupt, nepotistic to the extreme, violent, packed with criminals and engaged in this new trend of selling off Sri Lankan land to foreign interests that he was never mandated to sell.

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    Copying Modi.

    :-)

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    Just like the last time the skunks will try to prevent the opposition candidates from campaigning.
    Flags and banners will be torn and removed, and it will once again be a one sided campaign.
    That of the maharajah of hambantota.

    Will the elections be rigged too?

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    3D will not be able to cover up your fear of defeat…War is over…Now you have absolutely nothing to offer..You are clueless, insecure and fragile..The garbage bin of history is open Mr.President…Get ready for the throw

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    MR is the greatest showman in Asia!

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      MR is the greatest Ass Licking, cow dung eating pig Alibaba Basta..d in Asia.

      The ass licker even will eat Pig Shit to stay in power.

      This Grade 10 (SSC Arithmetic)failed, brainless, uneducated, uncultured and uncivilised Crook Alibaba basta..d will do any dirty thing on earth to stay in power.

      He is nothing but a ass ho..e basta.d who even stole poor people’s Tsunami donated money and who sent our war hero Gen.SF to jail.

      Recentle the Basta..d had called UNP Harin Fernando and has asked why he wants to contest for UVA elections. This Basta.d has no shame because his mother is a whore and father is a Hambanthota water buffalo.

      It’s time to impeach this basta.d criminal on war crimes charges.

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    Hik….hik….hik……
    He is already a 3D….
    one must read the article ” can this soup be re- cooked anew..? ” written by Kusal Perera to understand the putrid position the Country is in today…ably led by the Government of Sri Lanka headed by the 3 Ds …

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    Bribes of all kinds, to the deprived and manipulated poorer classes which include cash, bath packet and a bottle of gal to the more exotic stuff will be on offer. All takers will be welcomed. Stripping potential would be opposition voters form the voters register while intimidating such voters with threats of bodily harm to keep them away from the polling booths followed by stuffing their votes on their behalf after again threatening the election officiating staff including the police. This is called a fair and balanced election Sri Lankan style. No matter who represents the opposition their task is almost hopeless. Their funding will be curtailed again thru thuggery to the would be donors while their displays and election officers will be subject to vile acts of destruction including arson. I know personally of how a house in our neighborhood which was given for election work to Gen. Sarath Fonseka was first vandalized and then burnt to the ground. Elections is Sri are conducted according to the law of the jungle and not of a civilized nation.

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    3D is not needed. Chairman Mao once said that all political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Some people understand this better than others.

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      but he needed 2 wives (one young one old)are you passas second??

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    3D, 4D what difference this pervert can make?? It’s disgusting to see him in 2D and how you can tolerate in 3D?
    Gosch… Imagine Gnanasara comes in 3D!!! It’ll be a horror film !!!!!

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      Gandasara can do strip show in 3D.

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    I publicly would like to ask MR “wether he is wearing any cloths and have any shame to contest for another term?” What ever he do is against the law and the constitution of the country. he never had the pure two third majority to change the constitution. It was forcibly taken with abuse of power. H e didnt win the first election and it was also a racket and hijacked one with supoort of the LTTE. This man hijack all the people and the country for his own benefit. Who want to have a murderer, theif and liar for another term, only crazy like minded gangsters!

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    If he illegally elected to another term, Chinese colonial embition will become reality!!
    Wake up Lankans-wake up before it’s too late!!!!!!!
    Bring the Arab Spring here for your next generation or book a boat to Australia or Antarctica……..

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    Why spend all this money? The typical inbred village idiot in lanka will vote for him for a packet of rice and some kassipu!

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    the village people will think he is God! thus, all the votes regardless. Clever!

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    Are these Opposition groups and their supporting caste shitting in their pants, simply because Weerawansa is adopting leading edge Technology?.

    The Chief Opposition Leader calla the Media and says even the Sinhalese are now under threat. Example given is Shirani got the sack.

    Is this the counter punch to Wimal’s 3D?.

    Keselwatta Kid who at least has a little bit of support among the Sinhala rurals is not heard of..

    Can the Christian Faction do the job on their own with the TNA?.

    Will the Catholics , the Vellalas and the Muslims vote for Sobitha?.

    Have the FUTA, BASL , and other high income professional groups got any respect among the inhabitants?.

    The Election will be soon after the arrival of the Holy Sea.

    But the Opposition seems to be in the proverbial creek ,even deeper without a paddle.

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    A suggestion for CT.

    Please publish the Kusal Perera’s “Soup” Article in the Sinhala and English sections EVERYDAY until election day.

    A Suggestion for the UNP, and other Opposition Parties.

    Arrange for interviews of community leaders in every village, using the Kusal template, detailing their woes resulting from the Rajapaksa corruption, and publish reports in every newspaper that will publish them until election day.

    The Rajapaksa siblings will be truly cooked.

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      A suggestion to all voters. Don’t give your true intentions of who you are going to vote for to the “pollsters” that will be coming around during election time.

      They are not gathering that information for your benefit. They are looking for ways to manipulate your or the results. Don’t give them that chance. Refuse to answer them or if they insist tell them the opposite of your intentions.

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    Who will have to pay for this extravagant propaganda campaign?
    The poor will be poorer, and the rich will be richer.
    That has been what Mahinda Chinthana so far, and will be if he is to be
    elected another tenure. This time he is going to win by showing the Godaya Magic. What a poor nature.

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    This joker is the biggest humiliated President in the world. He got his ass shit in London twice and during CHOGM by the CW leaders.

    Now the as..s hole who is the CW head cannot go to Glasgow CW games to face wrath and humiliation from all three communities.

    He is a wanted criminal on war crime charges, money launderer and Cocain drugs, ethenol and prostitute importer.

    Not the 3D, but soon he will have to face Hague courts.

    Le him have his last laughs.

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    During the recent Indian parliamentary elections,a hologram image of Narendra Mody was “erected” in many sites countrywide,and may have contributed to his victory.
    The images are available on the web.

    India has the technology to achieve this.
    MR probably wishes to do this at the next presidential election.
    Our simple rural folk may well be swayed in his favour.

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