14 July, 2024


Naomi Wolf’s Book Vagina: Self-Help Marketed As Feminism

By Suzanne Moore –

Wolf is right that women should be having amazing sex, but the big question is why women are so sexually unhappy

Naomi Wolf: 'mindblowing'. Photograph: Jim Spellman/WireImage

By now we all know that Naomi Wolf has mind-blowing orgasms. I must say globally this has been a concern. Was this woman getting enough? Yes, oh yes, she has got a book’s worth. I read Vagina: A New Biography in a bar while feasting on some very fine cuts of meat, so I am not just judging it by the extracts, ie the insane pasta party where “Alan”, a supposed friend, served her “cuntini”. This trauma upset her for six months. Someone give her a hotdog quick to spare us more of this existential despair.

See, my mind is already blown, but clearly not as much as super-sensitive Wolf’s. I am sorry that she had a back injury which meant that a pelvic nerve was compressed. It has been sorted now and she is coming like a train in full Technicolor transcendental goddessy ecstasy. Phew! But this being Naomi Wolf, she feels this profound vagina/brain connection has been overlooked by everyone else.

Read it in the Guardian

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