25 April, 2024

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UPFA Candidates Will Be Reborn As Dogs And Crows: Ranil

Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe requested his supporters to pity candidates of the UPFA as they would be reborn as dogs and crows.

Ranil Wickremesinghe 1“According to President Sirisena those who rob the country’s property will be reborn as dogs and crows. The UPFA candidates, if elected to power, will do so. So we should pity them and allow them to have a good life in their next birth by not electing them to power, ” Wickremesinghe said while addressing the first election rally of the United National Front for Good Governance.

He also pledged to introduce new laws following the UN Charter on anti-corruption to strengthen the government’s battle against corruption. He said the investigations into corruption allegations against the previous regime were hampered due to the lack of expertise on the part of the law enforcement bodies.

The Prime Minister said new laws would be introduced under a new government to strengthen the battle against corruption.

Meanwhile, addressing the same meeting, Minister Patali Champika Ranawaka said his party would not embark on battles that are bound to lose. He told cheering crowds that the former President’s political career will be ended and “buried” after the Parliamentary election on August 17.

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    All these corrupt politicians may escape from the legal side but karma will work against them and their families. At some point or other there is no escape.

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      Ranil Wickramasinghe: Your Central Bank Governor, the corrupt insider trader Arjuna Mahendran, and his son-in-law, who aspire to belong to the GLOBAL 1 PERCENT who must be investigated and locked up, will also be reborn as Dogs and Crows!

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        Dear right Dodo!

        If Ranil Wickramasignhe does not fire Arjuna Mahendran who is not qualified to be CB head now, then, if the UNP wins the at the general election, President Sirisena should refuse to make Ranil Prime Minister, just as he says he won’t make Mahinda Jpassa Prime Minister if SLFP wins. RW and MR have a lot in common and both are unfit to be PM.

        If UNP wins Sirisena should appoint some one more accountable in the UNP as PM – Karu Jayasuriya would be fine.

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          But America and India want RW as PM..who are you to object?

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            sachoooooooooooo

            “But America and India want RW as PM..who are you to object?”

            Hindians helped MR to win two election and one war, then got him out of office.

            Hindians helped VP to build his killing machine, then got rid of him and his LTTE.

            Hindians didn’t want RW continuing as prime minister in the early 2000. They got Chandrika to sack him.

            Hindians helped MS to defeat MR and RW to become the prime minister.

            Go back in history, you will find more examples of Hindian (Thamilaham, Kalinga, Sera, Chola, Pandya, Vellaikkara padei) interference in this island.

            What does it show you, apart from Sinhala/Buddhist being stupid?

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                sachooooooooooooooo

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                Brilliant.

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                @Sach, great comment.

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        Time for civil society groups to take to the streets and demand accountability from Ranil Wickramasinghe and the resignation and investigation of Arjuna Mahendran, as well as, indictment of Mahinda Jarapassa for corruption.

        The people must be vigilant and hold ALL corrupt politicians and their henchmen accountable. Ravi K is not fit and does not have the qualifications or ethics to be FInance Minister either.

        Social and Economic Justice for the people and clearing out corruption at the Central Bank is necessary Also a full investigation of Mahendran, Perpetural Treasuries, and Nivard Cabraal must be done and they must be held accountable and their assets ceased and returned to the people and EPF and ETF funds cheated.

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      Messers President and Prim Minister,

      We know Mara,
      who opposed Buddha was reborn as MaRa, Mahinda Rajapaksa.

      So MaRa and his cronies will be reborn as Dogs and Cows.

      That will be good, and let us hope so. However, we want them to be defeated on August 17, 2015, again!

      Sadu Sadu Sa, Sadu Sadu Sa, …….

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    Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe

    RE: UPFA Candidates Will Be Reborn As Dogs And Crows: Ranil

    Correction:

    UPFA Candidates Will Be Reborn As Dogs, Donkeys and Pigs.

    The pigs will be slaughtered.

    The Dogs will be dogs.

    The Donkeys will be Donkeys, hauling stuff.[Edited out]

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      Amarasiri hasearned another payment of Rs 1600= from CIA .
      Keep on.. CIA and its barking dogs deceive the people twice.

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        gigurawa, Mahinda Rajapaksa Girawa, Parrot

        Listen to What President Mairipala Sirisena is saying.

        Mahinda Rajapaksa Will Be Defeated Again: President Maithripala Sirisena https://www.colombotelegraph.com/index.php/transcript-read-full-text-of-president-maithripala-sirisenas-speech-on-current-political-situation/

        He needs to sing the song….

        MaRa MaRa Chatu MaRa Amana MaRa….Exposed MaRa….

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        Giguruwa the most known hora uguduwa has no sense about the ground situation of the country today. While the bunch of thugs led by MR is about to grab the power, you guys feel it is right to do so just because you are maruwath NIL kapuwath nil: Anyways, this is so called politics being played in srilanka for the last 50 years. I nevertheless believe those 1 million vote eligible youth would see it that the change towards good governance should be the need of the hour rather than go supporting a man who abused the tax payers funds to consolidate political power pleasing his kind of henchmen regardless them being drug traffickers, rapists, multi murderers or the like high crime doers.

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    RW, same fate for you too!

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    Hi Ranil damn fool, I thought u got some teeny weeny brain..am i surprised…absolutely not…u fool dogs & crows got more brain than u r damn sinhala Buddhist modayas…u and u r clan born fool u r own people….when will sinhala modayas will wake up…hope not, they will never.

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      We are sorry, the comment language is English.

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        Hi pauli
        cooment language english, can u please let me know u r where u teach english, i want 2 join u r class. Hope i teach u more how to use damn bloody brain…

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        paul

        I didn’t know you are fluent in Prakrit.

        Actually I don’t mind typing in different language as long as you give us the translation not in Pali but in common language Emglish.

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    Rebirth has never been proved.
    No one is worried about his next birth, when committing crimes against persons and society.
    If they were, law courts will be inactive, and lawyers will be without clients.

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    Unlike the previous ones, Bodhi Sira is the purest Buddhist to sit in the Prez chair.

    So should he must be dead right about the next birth side of Buddhism.

    Ranil’s F……CID grilled hundreds of Buddhists who were in the previous Regime,

    But couldn’t come up with any substantial Robberies to report, even after the election was announced.

    So those must have been be sort of petty crimes.

    Now my question is, if one does big ass crimes like ripping off the tax payers to the tune of Billions over 30 years what sort of punishment can they expect?.

    Will they be born as Elephants or Rhinos or Hyenas?..

    The ex Prez , even if he has robbed, has a chance to avoid the next birth.

    Because he is not only married to a non Buddhist, but also took Johnny Amaratunga to see the Holy See on our Taxpayers account.

    So he must have collected enough merit pints to get a ride to a better place…

    Both Ranil and mate Sira will be disappointed….

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      Sumana Pala, don’t you ever get tired of spewing bullshit on behalf of your master Mahinda? Or is a problem of not seeing clearly due to the excrement in your eyes from having your head up Mahinda’s fat arse?

      Your question about ripping off taxpayers should be addressed to the biggest ripoff artist this country has known, so spare us your crap and get your head back up where it was and prove to yourself that ignorance is bliss (never mind the smell, as you don’t seem to mind it!).

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        Gonz,

        Do you work for the PM or the FM or both to be such an expert?…

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          KASmaalam K.A Sumanasekera

          “Do you work for the PM or the FM or both to be such an expert?”

          Do you work for Sampandan, Sumanthiran, Mavai, …….. and other Vellalas to be such an expert on Vellas?

          Crab walk is not welcome here.

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          Sumana Pala, I’m not for sale, unlike you!

          I think Ranil is also spouting bullshit and doesn’t deserve to be PM, particularly since the Mahendran debacle.

          Regarding the FM, I have no opinion, although after GL under Mahinda, just about anyone with a smattering of good sense will be an improvement.

          Now be a good ass-kisser and get back to work.

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    Let alone the racial talks and solve the six decades old problem the communal problem. Give priority for that for a peaceful prosperous living to be enjoyed by all community. Enough is enough of war mongering and inequalities.

    Bless the country and bless those live in it.

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    If Karma does work, what about the Sinhala Buddhists who have been killing Tamils from 1956 onwards. What about the killing of 70,000 of their own young. There must be a lot of crows and dogs flying about in Sri Lanka by now. I know the LTTE killed most brutally too but in numbers, when you take the 70,000 Sinhalese boys and girls, the Sinhala Buddhist state has killed so many people. No mothers cry for the 70,000 Sinhalese young or go around protesting against these wanton killings. No memorials are erected for them. It was the brutalisation practised on these young Sinhalese that was let loose on the Tamil civilians by the Sinhala army’s brave heroes. It is not Karma that should work but the use of accountability mechanisms ensuring that those guilty of these killings are punished, including the LTTE thugs like Karuna and Pillaiyan, who are living it up still. Let us have fewer dogs and crows by making these criminals pay for their sins in this life.

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    Politicians are worse than animals. How can they get better life as animals and birds

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      Rajash

      Why are you comparing the politicians to the poor animals. Then you say ‘how can they getter better life as animals and birds’.

      Poor animals and birds are being slaughtered in millions by humans and the politicians paved the way for it.
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    UPFA is already a group of dogs who go behind a former street dog.

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    Oh I must get myself a pet dog in case it’s the Governor or his son-in-law. Without talking a load of crap, Ranil please keep in mind that judgment comes down hard on not only the criminals but also on those who protect them and don’t take action against them for political reasons.

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    Dog is a friendly and gratitude animal why the heck you compare cheap human with that innocent animal. We love dogs morethan human.

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    This guy is the most over-rated man in the country today. A term as Prime Minister for Ranil , will be the best education for the deluded middle class papas of the country. Only chaps like Malik ,Ravi,Mahendran,Ruwan,Ratnayake boys(girls ?),Kariyawasam types will benefit.Sri Lanka will become a colony in every way.
    If you want know the real character of these Jayawardena/wijewardena genes look at the way the so called Wijeay Group is promoting Ruwan Wijewardena , the son of its owner, in these elections.
    Every other candidate has to spend money on his propaganda. But Ruwan’s propaganda is paid for by us the poor reader who pays Rs 30 for newspapers printed by the Wijey Group and be subjected to subtle propaganda on behalf of Ruwan, a fat rich kid who has done nothing and will do nothing. That is typical Rail brains.Get the victim to dig his own grave !

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    Ranil wicky

    people have not forgotten that when you were PM under Premadasa regime more than 60,000 ,mostly sinhala boys and girls from lower strata of society were brutally murdered and burned on streets and thrown to rivers.
    And you are a person when there are so many qualified people in the country brought a non sri lankan citizen( just because he was of your so called elite royal clan) that is the kind of person you are ,you do not represent common sri lankans and do not know their heart beat.

    thirdly, as we all know when you come to matara to bypass every body and go to see sagala ,is it becuase you also belong to mangala’s club.

    so ranil for the sins you have done, you might be eternally have to be in the hell(avichchi maha Hell) for trying to destroy our motherland ,which our forefathers have fought safeguarded and our beloved mahinda restored for us by by destroying LTTE.

    so use your foul mouth with care, do not act like a saint

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    BY increasing the issued bonds from 1 Billion to ten Billion the governor managed to stave off a ticking time bomb deliberately set to go off in the event the balu Rajah lost. The money thus raised was used to pay all the overdue bills incurred by the many contractors on road development even though most of them were also crooked stooges who got their contracts thru corruption. In short the 100day program and the concessions given to the struggling people of this country were all made possible by this bond issue. Therefore it is no wonder that all the miserable kalakanniyas who propped up, and justified balu Rajahs every vile act seem incensed with the CB governor. How dare he save the day. Even if this issue is investigated to infinity it will never be enough for these miserable kalakanniyas.

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    Ranil our current PM has no fear of getting reborn .

    He is a man who has done all good in his whole life.

    He even protected Prabakaran to enjoy the ISGA, by eliminating the vicious Military intelligence Officers who were trying to harm Prabakaran.

    Ranil tried his hardest to save the young Tamils by ridiculing the Armed Forces and trying to stop them before reaching Nanthikadal.

    My Elders tell me that he was using a safe house in Batalanda to protect even Sinhala inhabitants in the 1990s.

    And he hasn’t bought any houses even in Colombo Seven , let alone in London , unlike his cousin.

    Since late some people say that his mate Mahendran and the SIL did a dodgy Bond deal.

    But poor Ranil didn’t know “noffing” just like Sargent Schulz used to tell Colonel Clink.

    Wonder what form good people ,come back at the next birth?..

    A fairy perhaps…

    But the cousin of course will be joining the rest of her SLFP mates.

    What do you reckon..

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    How banal can Ranil get to talk such garbage? He is doing nothing to prove that he is an intelligent candidate having the capacity to lead this country into a new era. He must also understand that not everyone in the electorate is an idiot to listen to such bullshit.

    His biggest mistake (and impediment to Maithri) this time around was the ‘Mahendra’ episode, so corrective measures will have to be taken by him soon to restore even a little bit of the public’s confidence in him. He is lucky that he is competeing with the biggest criminal around, or he would stand no chance against a candidate with integrity and sense enough to be more statesman like.

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      Banzai

      Unfortunately , most of the voting public including the ‘educated’ ones , can’t see the wood for the trees .We Sri Lankans are a gullible lot .

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    RW. Should shut his garb and get on with this nation building to be a peaceful and prosperous place to live. Shouting with meaningless idiosyncracies will damage his chances. Act as a statesman not like a street dog Mr Primeminister.
    Your filthy mouth is your enemy.
    You are on about following Westminster type politics those politicians do not shout with words like yours on stage or privately. If they do the media will pick up and will receive backlash .

    Again your intolerance to receive criticism will make you a BAD PRIMEMINISTER.

    SPEAK ABOUT NATION BUILDING NOT ABOUT REBIRTH AS DOGS AND CATS AND BUFFALOES.

    DOES NOT SOUND EDUCATED TO BE A PM.

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    RW ‘s. Mouth to be plugged and make him to work for his worth President MS.
    His utterance of rubbish is not statesmanly but Pettah Market. Go and get some tutoring from The British PM Cameron.

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    Domestic dogs of whatever breed are much better than humans in many traits that are identified with human. They establish their position in the human family hierarchy and know their place and duties- which they perform with diligence and unreservedly.

    I am sure King Nissankamala was referring to stray dogs, infested with ticks and infected with mange that roam the streets scavenging for food.

    Dr. Rajasingham Narendran

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    ETIQUETTE PRIME-MINISTER, ETIQUETTES NEEDED TO BE A STATESMAN. GET A CRASH COURSE PLEASE DO NOT UTTER RUBBISH ON STAGE TO THE PUBLIC TO SCORE CHEAP POINTS.

    IT WILL NOT BRING VOTES , INSTEAD SPEAK ABOUT THE NATION BUILDING WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER FOR ME AND THE MILLIONS OF VOTERS WHO ARE EAGER TO HEAR. PLEASE NO FALSE PROMISES.

    THE PRESIDENT PROMISED ON STAGE YESTERDAY TO ALL RIGHT MINDED VOTERS WHAT HE HOPES TO DO DURING THE ELECTION AND AFTER THE ELECTION. HOPE HE WILL RESPECT HIS PROMISES. WE NEED TO HEAR REAL PROMISES LIKE THAT.

    WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR PLANS FOR OUR NATION PRIMEMINISTER?????………..YOU HAVE GOT A CHANCE PRIMEMINISTER. NOW , DO NOT SCUPPER YOUR CHANCES WITH YOUR ARROGANCE.

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    How dare Ranil or Sirisena compare a dog to a corrupt politician.
    the following are the Qualities of a dog:

    •Loyalty – a dog is naturally born with a sense of loyalty for it’s owner, and each dog displays this loyalty in it’s own unique way.
    •Compassion – no matter how sad or upset you are, a dog always knows to give you love and comfort.
    •Unconditional love – a dog loves with no strings attached

    Please talk sense

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    Clearly Ranil has decide that lowering himself to the level of the Lowest Common Denominator is the way to go. Sadly I don’t think this dressed-down Walauuwe-Hamuduruwo ever mastered the art of identifying with the Common Man

    Anyways, In the wake of todays revelations of how USAID helped overthrow the Haitian government in the aftermath of the Earthquake, perhaps we too should be checking to see whether our new Best Friends gave a nudge by way of massive funds to our own elections recently.

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    you are the first one to born

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    I want to request nominations for my dog ( a female-bitch) I found her abandoned amongst the ruins of of one of our ancients cities , there is a possibility she might have been a ruthless bitch of a queen in her past life .

    but I assure you now she is very good ,well reformed ,she even loves cats and takes care of them and looks after our entire neighborhood.

    Can I ask for nomination for her? I assure you all that she will do a super,super Job .

    The more I get to know people..the more I love my dog!!!

    Pls do not compare man the worse creature with a grateful animal like a dog.

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    As usual RW thinks he can take others for fools. Sira,when he said this dogs and crows story meant for the bank robbers who were caught red handed and not the ones who were falsely accused just to steal their vote.

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    still better than being reborn as RW LOL

    all politicians are peraetheyas so they should all expect Karma

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