18 August, 2022


Painting Yourself And A Whole Nation Into A Corner

By Emil van der Poorten –

Emil van der Poorten

I have in past columns referred to the predilection of our New Sri Lankan Monarchy (NSLM) to circle the wagons and shoot wildly in every direction in order, not only to repulse its “enemies” but also to sow confusion among those who look askance at its monumental corruption and incompetence.  Unwittingly they have also sown a measure of confusion among their own supporters who are hard put to defend the behavior of those who provide them with their daily champagne and caviar.

However, by and large, the strategy has worked in the short term.  After all, how else would one explain the docility of a Sri Lanka voter who seems not to notice any of the transgressions of their government and the monumental thefts from the public purse that it has mounted and continues to mount?

However, this kind of disorganized, chaotic and confused conduct ultimately comes home to roost and even if it is later rather than sooner, it WILL happen.  The unfortunate part, though, is that the victims of that fall from grace will be the populace because the thieves, cheats and charlatans will already have stashed away their loot in some off-shore haven designed specifically to cater to such as them.  The history of those elsewhere who embezzled billions and then bolted from their countries when the day of their judgement seemed imminent only to be lassoed later, makes entertaining reading.  However such tales do not appear to register with our own bandits, because of their illiteracy or their arrogance or both.  They continue to act in a monumentally corrupt manner and walk away unscathed every time some particularly horrendous misdemeanor forces our current custodians of law and order to take even token action.  A small minority of my acquaintances has suggested that some of these miscreants would resort to the (Tiger) kamikaze pill in the event that they ever got caught and were headed for some place where their just desserts would be administered.  I would suggest that this would be most unlikely for a number of reasons.

  1. They operate in a delusional aura of  a “Doctrine of Entitlement” wherein they believe they are entitled to whatever they can appropriate unto themselves from what was hitherto sacrosanct property belonging to the state,
  2. In the doubtful event that some agency purporting to represent the forces of law and order seeks to restrain them or impede their pursuit of illegal accumulation, they will rise up as one man and complain and seek the intervention of He Who Sits on High.
  3. That intervention will be forthcoming in very short order and those seeking to prosecute the Malaka Silvas or the Rehan Wijeyaratnes of this land will, at best, end up in the police force’s “bad books” as a confirmed nuisance.  Consider the fact that a man, alleged to have put an army officer from an Intelligence Unit in the Emergency Ward of a hospital, has not been apprehended for several days despite being in very public places where there were, literally, thousands of police and service personnel present.  In the meantime, the hospitalized army officer’s conduct is being investigated!

While all of this is great from the perpetrators’ perspective, there is no gainsaying the inevitable effect of this irrational conduct of “governance” such as it is in Sri Lanka.

Also, the results of previous irrational and abusive responses to any individuals or organizations having the temerity to be critical of anything done in this country are coming home to roost.

The NSLM once appointed a Commission of Inquiry to examine certain specific allegations of horrendous human rights violations inclusive of the execution-style slaying of workers in a French aid agency.  Our NSLM also set up The International Independent Group of Eminent Persons (IIGEP) to provide advice on the conduct of that inquiry to what was colloquially referred to as the Udalagama Commission.  However, no sooner did the IIGEP begin questioning the conduct of the inquiry and, specifically, the conduct of a lawyer acting on behalf of the government, than it was relegated to a role of total irrelevance, leading to all of its members resigning.  The Commission never completed its appointed tasks, but it did produce a report which has not seen the light of day since being handed over to the head of the NSLM.

More than footnotes to the Udalagama Commission are two other interesting facts.

  1. The Government lawyer held responsible for the brouhaha during that Commission’s sittings which led to the wholesale resignations of the IIGEP was subsequently appointed to head up the Lessons Learned and Reconciliation Commission.
  2. A gentleman by the name of Marzuki Darusman, who was one of those invited by our NSLM to sit with the IIGEP has, since been roundly abused and accused of being a Tiger stooge by every government spokesperson blathering on about the issue and producing conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory.  His crime? Being one of three authors of a report, commissioned by the Secretary General of the UN, critical of the conduct of the Sri Lanka government (and the Tigers) during the final days of the armed conflict.

Along the way, the Sri Lanka government, utilizing its shotgun, Old West tactic has abused all the three major human rights agencies (Human Rights Watch, Amnesty International and the International Crisis Group), individuals such as Noam Chomsky, and Nobel Laureates Nelson Mandela and Archbishop Desmond Tutu, not to mention several lesser lights such as Arundhathi Roy, Noam Chomsky, Gordon Weiss etc., accusing them of being in the pay of the Tigers or, at the very least, dupes of that outfit.

The other prong of the NSLM’s strategy was the appointment of the Lessons Learnt and Reconciliation Commission (LLRC) with terms of reference that were so limited that every one of the human rights agencies refused to give it credibility by their participation.  (Of course, we had several of our local “Tut-tut brigade” making presentations before it for reasons best known to them)  Despite an “international community,” after some initial game-playing, jumping on the LLRC bandwagon in order to “engage” (read as “appease”) the Sri Lanka government, our geniuses couldn’t just take their good luck and run with it.  No, they had to posture in an effort to prove their Sinhala Chauvinist credentials and shore up support from that quarter in the country’s vote bank.  First they heralded the LLRC report as the greatest thing since the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and then proceeded to back away from any of its recommendations of substance, seeking to appoint yet more committees and commissions to discuss it.  The Tamil National Alliance, in an effort either to show its bona fides in the matter of engaging a racist government in its search for national reconciliation or to show it up for what it was, joined the charade, only to find that it could not succeed on either count because of the blatant cynicism of the NSLM’s behavior.

TheSri Lankagovernment, thanks to the efforts of no one but itself had found that it had painted itself into a corner whose confines were continuing to shrink.

Whether in an effort to provide the NSLM with an escape route or with more noble motives, the US and India moved a resolution at the Human Rights Council in Geneva, asking/requiring that the NSLM follow through on the recommendations of its own LLRC.

The response of the Sri Lankagovernment was typical: it came out with all guns blazing in a manner that would have put to shame the protagonists in the range wars of the Old West!  And in a cause that was predetermined to be a losing one to boot!  Talk about stupidity!  This was less than sophomoric behaviour.  It was more like a kindergarten sulk that said “I’m not going to do what I said I would because you are asking me to do precisely that!”  However, there is another explanation for this stance: the government had no intention of doing anything its own Commission recommended because the LLRC was meant to be nothing but a means of consuming time while the NSLM continued on its pre-determined path of “infrastructure development” with the Chinese doling out high-interest loans while rubbing their hands in glee over the prospect of financial and military hegemony over what was going to be one of their String of Pearls which, unlike those in Pakistan or Myanmar, would end up being owned by them!

Everybody happy?

There is obviously a down side to shot-gunning all and sundry who are seen as not being prepared to march in lock-step with the only dictatorship in the world wearing sandals and satakayas in lieu of jackboots.  The NSLM is in the process of painting the Miracle of Asia into a corner.  Add to this the fact that there is no guarantee that our supposed allies –China, Russia and Iran – are going to be able to be able to extend some kind of lifeline that can pull us out of financial quicksands of our own creation forever and ever.  I would submit that we could be in for some interesting times because we have forced the International Community to take some action in the face of our obduracy in the matter of dealing with a serious human rights deficit in this country.  All of this could have been avoided if our geniuses had displayed some commonsense and principle in their conduct.  However, those commodities appear to be as rare as snowflakes in July in the Sahara!

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    Emil, I knew that the axe that fell on Frederica would soon fall on you because of your forthright and very insightful critiques on this most corrupt and anti-democratic regime.It’s most natural for the business tycoons to ally themselves with such regimes not for any love for what such regimes do but for their own selfish interests in making hay while the sun shines. Your columns will be eagerly looked forward to not necessarily in a news sheet that will side with ideals that you and all right thinking people in the country will morally oppose but through many other sources that you may easily find access to.Along with this censure on you in the New Sunday Leader your stature is no doubt being boosted in the eye of the public and those who have immensely enjoyed reading your columns will definitively follow you wherever you may make your presence felt.I wish you the very best.

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    All lies lies lies! Ours president ended war and no one did before. you problem you multinational propaganda person try eat ours country. Medis freedom everywhere too much. Media freedom you like made musilim man mad because they made film lies you say. Frederica problem brought with innocent puppy dog coming in plane. We buddhis country we love all animal like people. Innocent puppy dog, why not treat similar to person? Ispesially for for big hero our nation’s! Frederica lie ate her and she no more writing lies. You will also in future (soon) no writing lies! No mud stick our king. vote or not, one time or hundred time we like ours king! Mervin sir tells truth always. That is taken as wrong. Malaka very good man, no like any craps. Some one try trating him crap, he will teach good lesson. Do not mud our brave politisans.

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      what are you on mate ? Can I have some too ? That is deeply inspired or totally spaced out writing !

  • 0

    Dear Lokka(misnomer), you seem to be a product of the Bandula school of education.SL will be a knowledge based hub with the majority like you.Thanks to the chinthanaya of denuding our motherland.

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    Wonder what will happen to Tisaranee Gunasekera.

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